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[Metaphor]

So what are you a metaphor for, Metaphor? (Try saying that when you've been drinking!)

I am sad to say that my name (Metaphor) does not have an underlying definition; in other words, the name was simply chosen out of the blue. As for whether or not I could say, "So what are you a metaphor for, Metaphor?" when I've been drinking, I am pleased to inform you that I successfully said this while drinking...water