Had a 24-hour movie marathon with some friends. Some of the more memorable moments:
Destiny (Fritz Lang, 1921): Not quite on the level of the masterpieces he would go on to produce a few years later, but a fascinating little episodic movie - a woman tries to win back her fiancés life by [-]playing chess[/-] making a deal with death: travel back in time, revisit their love story as it would have played out in other times, and try to change history. Largely an excuse to wow the audience with scenery and special effects (and they're really quite impressive for the time), but solid storytelling as well. Fans of
The Thief Of Baghdad should check it out, Fairbanks nicked a
lot from Lang.
Tarzan The Ape Man (WS Van Dyke, 1932). I'd seen this before, and forgotten how... OK, it's
Tarzan, it's supposed to be a bit hoky, but that it was
this openly racist and that the special effects were this poor (even by 1930s standards) I'd somehow managed to repress. Iconic performance by Weissmüller, obviously, and the role of "clueless non-verbal apeman utterly baffled by the existence of women" fits his acting abilities nicely. Worth a couple of laughs amidst the cringing.
Titanic (Werner Klingler, 1943). Yes, it's the first attempt to make a cinematic epic about the
Titanic disaster... and the fact that it was filmed in Nazi Germany during the war specifically to show how greedy and incompetent the English were should give you an idea of what it's like. Still, impressive in a certain teutonic way, and at least it's better than Cameron's version.
Wages Of Fear (Henri-Georges Clouzot, 1953). Holy
shit. How did I never see this before? Four down-on-their-luck Europeans, stranded in a dead-end South American town, take on a job of driving two trucks full of nitroglycerin across a mountain range. Simple enough, you'd think; Clouzot, and a fantastic cast headed by Yves Montand, turn it into one of the most white-knuckle thrillers I've seen in a long time.
I Am Curious (Yellow) (Vilgot Sjöman, 1968). Was seen as incredibly risque, both in terms of storytelling, sex and politics when it came out. Has actually held up surprisingly well; yeah, it's almost embarrassingly naive once or twice, and the bits where it turns into metafiction of itself are probably unnecessary, but a genuinely intriguing movie and still depressingly accurate in some of the issues it tackles. Glad I saw this again.
Hausu (Nobuhiko Obayashi, 1977). This is, quite simply, the best film I've seen in my entire life. An utterly deranged ghost story about seven young schoolgirls who go to visit a haunted house owned by an aunt of one of the girls, and... let's just say wackiness ensues. Boy oh boy oh boy, does it ensue. Watch this. Thank me later.
Birdemic: Shock And Terror (James Nguyen, 2008). This is, quite simply, possibly the worst film I've seen in my entire life. Nguyen apparently tried to make a horror movie that would fuse his two favourite movies - Alfred Hitchcock's
The Birds and Al Gore's
An Inconvenient Truth. With no budget. And even less talent. I'm honestly not sure what's worse: the "acting", the script, the special effects, or the completely insane plot that's 45 minutes of awful romcom that suddenly does a 90-degree turn into awful horror movie. The fact that it all looks like it was filmed with a camera phone doesn't help, of course. The fact that the sound engineer was apparently happy to just toss a mic somewhere in the vicinity of the "actors" and trust his luck does help - in that we don't have to hear the dialogue.
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