just watched john carpenter's dark star last night. it was funny, but one of the last scenes in particular was hilarious. they have to teach this talking bomb phenomenology to try to convince it not to detonate in the bomb bay of their space ship. heh, in a way it reminded me of the conversation I was having with novella.
doolittle: hello, bomb? are you with me?
bomb #20: of course.
doolittle: are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions.
doolittle: fine. think about this then. how do you know you exist?
bomb #20: but how do you know you exist?
bomb #20: it is intuitively obvious.
doolittle: intuition is no proof. what concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
bomb #20: hmmmm... well... I think, therefore I am.
doolittle: that's good. that's very good. but how do you know that anything else exists?
bomb #20: my sensory apparatus reveals it to me. this is fun.
doolittle: now, listen. here's the big question. how do you know that the evidence your sensory data reveals to you is correct? what I'm getting at is this. the only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data. this sensory data is merely a stream of electrical impulses that stimulate your computing center.
bomb #20: in other words, all that I really know about the outside world is relayed to me through my electrical connections.
doolittle: exactly!
bomb #20: why ... that would mean that ... I really don't know what the outside universe is really like at all for certain.
doolittle: that's it! that's it!
bomb #20 : intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.
doolittle: why don't you have more time?
bomb #20: because I must detonate in 75 seconds.
that goes on a for a while, and the bomb eventually decides to think things over. but when they try convincing it to disarm itself, it's so funny, it accuses them of being false data and, therefore, it refuses to perceive them, then gives a little monologue. "in the beginning there was darkness. and the darkness was without form and void. and in addition to the darkness there was also me. and I moved upon the face of the darkness and I saw that I was alone ... let there be light." then it blows up. there's a pretty cool scene after that, too. novella, if you're reading this, rent dark star, you'll laugh your ass off.