Me and some friends had a "Bring a movie the others haven't seen" festival this weekend, with some absolutely terriffic results.
The American Astronaut (2001).
"I've never understood this joke. But then, I've never been to Earth."
I can honestly say I'd never heard of this before - and that I came away a complete fan. A low-budget (VERY low) sci-fi musical comedy that looks like a cross between John Carpenter's
Dark Star and David Lynch's
Eraserhead - with as little regard for straight storytelling, just one weird black and white rock'n'roll headtrip. 5/5.
D.E.B.S. (2004).
"Love is harder than crime."
And speaking of no regard for straight storytelling, here's a lesbian action comedy! Sorry.
D.E.B.S. is a send-up of
Charlie's Angels type movies that's so light-hearted and fun it barely touches ground. Pure sugar rush; hardly something that's worth thinking too deeply about, and the less said about some of the acting the better, but... seriously, it's just so willfully cute and over the top that I'm pretty sure we would all have laughed just as hard even if we hadn't been fairly pickled at this point. Plus, great soundtrack, and anything that lets me look at Jordana Brewster for 90 minutes gets my seal of approval. 3/5.
Crumb (1994).
"When I - what was it - about five or six? - I was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny."
The scariest thing to realize about
Robert Crumb isn't that his comics - misogyny and all - are almost completely autobiographical, but that he's actually the most normal member of his family. Terry Zwigoff's documentary on Crumb is occasionally hilarious, occasionally very insightful both on Crumb himself and the nature of art, and often deeply unsettling. Plus, it becomes very obvious how much Zwigoff based Steve Buscemi's character in
Ghost World on Crumb. 4/5.
The Book of Life (1998).
"Are you really the Devil?"
"Yes."
"Would you like some soup?"
It's New Year's Eve 1999, and Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene comes to New York to open the last seals of the book of life (which is now digitalized and runs on Mac OS) and bring about Armageddon. There they stumble across Satan, who is desperately trying to get a hold of a few more souls before the jig's up, and eventually Jesus and Satan both come to agree on one point: they really don't want the world to end - Jesus, after all, wants to forgive people, and Satan is having way too much fun and profit exploiting our weaknesses. If this sounds like a stupid plot, think again; this is actually a really thoughtworthy meditation - albeit one with some peculiar humour - on humanity's good and bad sides. 4/5.
Harold and Maude (1971).
"Dreyfus once wrote from Devil's Island that he would see the most glorious birds. Many years later in Brittany he realized they had only been seagulls... For me they will always be glorious birds."
Yes, I'd somehow managed to not see this before. And my life has been the poorer for it; an absolute masterpiece. Young suicidal man becomes friends with an old and eccentric woman - similar stories have been told before, but this is just marvellously done. So much humour, intelligence and humanity, with an ending that made me tear up completely. Loved it to bits. It's sad, really; while films like this still get made, back in 1971 they were made for the general public and got wide releases. 5/5.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987).
"If brains were birdshit, you'd have a clean cage!"
This was our hangover movie; the tagline "Bombs, bullets and babes" seemed apt. And oh dear lord were we not disappointed. This is a Z-grade 80s action movie starring four Playboy bunnies as federal agents hunting down a dope smuggling ring while trying to not get eaten by a giant snake that's been contaminated with the blood of cancer-infested rats. Seriously, I'm not kidding. It's one of the dumbest fucking movies I've ever seen - even the guys at MST3K would have been speechless. Everything blows up when you shoot it, the snake comes equipped with
its own internal fireworks, and there's no situation so dangerous you can't take a break to take off all your clothes. There's one scene where they shoot an inflatable rubber lovedoll with a bazooka, and that's one of the scenes that makes
sense. Check out this
trailer. Absolutely goddamn awful; I haven't laughed this much in years. 0/5.