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Closer  is a fine testament to the rampant corruption in the Hollywood review process. Lame lame lame, ill constructed wanking toss-off. 
Of course it was originally a stage play. Obviously the screenwriters and adapters don't know anything about filmmaking. Every scene has two people shooting interchangeable one-liners at each other. The characters are indistinguishable from one another. Their whole world is lifeless.
The pouty face of Julia Roberts is a fantastic temptation to throw something at the television. And, okay, Natalie Portman is a nice, attractive actress, but geez, her whole schtick is straight out of Lost in Translation.
I soooo can't believe this movie got rave reviews. Must be the soft porn factor combined with graft.
				
			Of course it was originally a stage play. Obviously the screenwriters and adapters don't know anything about filmmaking. Every scene has two people shooting interchangeable one-liners at each other. The characters are indistinguishable from one another. Their whole world is lifeless.
The pouty face of Julia Roberts is a fantastic temptation to throw something at the television. And, okay, Natalie Portman is a nice, attractive actress, but geez, her whole schtick is straight out of Lost in Translation.
I soooo can't believe this movie got rave reviews. Must be the soft porn factor combined with graft.
 
				 
						
 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		