Litany, is this any better?

[Martin]

Yours smells bad.

Cheers, Martin

 

[Wabbit]

It does not

You will find that stench is emanating from your anus! And in not talking about the planet

 

[Martin]

Trust me, I smell my anus regularly, and it does not smell - it's your link, I tell 'ya. Go ahead, smell it!

Cheers, Martin

 

[Wabbit]

*smells link* Hmmmm, it does it smells a bit fishy...

Are you sure it's not your anus though? I need some comfirmation here. Can somebody smell Martins anus for me?!!

 

[Martin]

I have no problem with that.

Cheers, Martin

 

[Wabbit]

Good, who wants to sniff Martins bottom!?

 

[Ice]

I'll nominate Phil - he's got nothing better to do

 

[Martin]

Phil - I'm waiting man.

Cheers, Martin

 

[phil_t]

<Sniff>

Aaaaahhh, minty fresh I'm impressed

Phil

 

[Martin]

That was surprisingly erotic - but thanks for saving my ass, phil, literally and figuratively.

Cheers, Martin

 

[phil_t]

Anyone want to sniff my ass??

Phil

 

[RainbowGurl]

*Pukes*

 

[Martin]

Ahhh there it is! I missed your ass, Phil!

Cheers, Martin

 

[{Tigress}]

I do NOT believe I just read this!

 

[Wabbit]

Believe it!

 

[Martin]

Or not. Build an Electric Monk to do the believing for you.

Cheers, Martin