• Welcome to BookAndReader!

    We LOVE books and hope you'll join us in sharing your favorites and experiences along with your love of reading with our community. Registering for our site is free and easy, just CLICK HERE!

    Already a member and forgot your password? Click here.

Made a decision

Should we eat new members?

  • Yes.

    Votes: 11 57.9%

  • No.

    Votes: 3 15.8%

  • I'm a vegetarian but you guys go ahead and eat them!

    Votes: 5 26.3%
  • Total voters
    19
RaVeN said:
Oh if only a wick could talk. :D

RaVeN
Click to expand...

That'd be awful. It'd be worse than Joan of bloody Ark. 'My head's on fire! My head's on fire!'. All those gut wrenching screams everytime there's a power cut. Is one kinky thrill really worth all that?
 
RaVeN said:
Are you seriously expecting me to say no? :)

RaVeN
Click to expand...

'Oi! What are you doing with those matches? No! For the love of God NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My head's on fire! My head's on fire! The pain. The agonising pain. Help meeeeeeeeeeeee..........'
 
See this bucket of water? Now tell me all of the nasty bits and I'll give you a wee drink. (and if you don't I'll give you a drink of wee) :eek:

RaVeN
 
RaVeN said:
See this bucket of water? Now tell me all of the nasty bits and I'll give you a wee drink. (and if you don't I'll give you a drink of wee) :eek:

RaVeN
Click to expand...

'Well, to be quite frank, the nastiest bit had to be that first searing pain as you set fire to my head.'
 
third man girl said:
Sound like you need a good snuffing :D :D

Third Man Girl
Click to expand...

'Just the thought of those filthly snuff movies send a cold shiver down my wax. You've got to be one sick pervert to get off on that sort of thing? The candles aren't even attractive. Stick thin, most of 'em'
 
third man girl said:
Sound like you need a good snuffing :D :D

Third Man Girl
Click to expand...

Now THAT'S the kind of nasty bits I was talking about.

Excuse me as I go find my drool cup :D

RaVeN
 
That character in Beauty and the Beast seemed OK with being on fire. Perhaps they don't have nerve endings there.
 
Umm, Aslea are you aware that this is a "Member's Introductions" thread? I really don't think this is the proper place to be discussing that, do you? :D

RaVeN
(wings don't fail me now)
 
*wipes tear from eye*

After reading this thread: Raven, I am so proud of you! You are so sick, perverted and spammy! I'm so proud! I taught you well!!!!

Regards
Silly ( master ) Wabbit
 
Newbies and garlic
Ever so slightly roasted
Serve with Jack Daniels

;) You didn't expect me to object did you?
 
Now that you mention it . . . General Chat might be a better place - we don't want to scare the newbies. :)

Nice haiku, dear. One of your better ones. (Note to others: Wolf actually thinks in haiku. It's uncanny.)
 
Let the record show that I had nothing to do with the developments shown in this thread!

Cheers, Martin :D
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top