A derrible thing habbened do me on my haliday. A harrible thing, and a bermanend thing. Id won'd be the zame, ever again.
Bud virzd I'd bedder zay: don'd banig! I'm nad zuvvering vram brain damage - or vram adenoids. And I gan wride bedder than thiz when I wand do. Bud I don'd wand do. Led me egsblain.
I am halve English and halve Amerigan. My mum is Amerigan and my dad is English. I go do zgool in London and my bronunziation is English - glear, even vaindly Agzonian, the zame as my dad's. Amerigans avden zeem zurbrised do hear an eleven-year-old who zbeegs as I zbeeg. Grandaddy Jag, who is Amerigan, admids thad he vinds id unganny. As iv zuj an agzend reguires grade ganzendration even vram grownubs, led alone jildren. Amerigans zeem to zuzbegd thad the English relags and zbeeg American behind glozed doors. Shouding oud, on their redurn, 'Honey, I'm home!' My other grandvather veld divverendly: English, do him, was the more najural voize. Zo thiz zdory iz vor them, doo, as well as vor Eliaz. I dell id thiz way - in zargazdig Ameriganese - begaz I don'd wand id do be glear: do be all grizb and glear. There is thiz zdrange resizdanze. There is thiz zdrange resizdanze.