bobbyburns
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lol, the guys that wrote this book must've perfected their technique while reading some old girlfriend's ex-love letters, because this starts out really fucking psychotic ... just listen:
"dear mike,
here we are again, a year or so later.
what, you don't remember us? we understand how we might've slipped your mind -- what with your hectic schedule composing wildly arrogant letters to presidents and other people who actually do things for a living. or touring europe to preach resentment of the united states (before jetting back to enjoy the good life here). and, of course, there's the significant amount of time you must spend laughing all the way to the bank.
but we're your 'wacko attackos,' as you've so affectionately dubbed us. we're among the many who've been keeping an eye on you -- and piping up -- over the years. and well, we thought you deserved a response to the many unanswered letters you've sent to the high and mighty ... so here goes."
we're among the many who've been keeping an eye on you hyuk, hyuk, hyuk.
wait, we said that already. but we've become tired. WE SLEEP NOW!
"dear mike,
here we are again, a year or so later.
what, you don't remember us? we understand how we might've slipped your mind -- what with your hectic schedule composing wildly arrogant letters to presidents and other people who actually do things for a living. or touring europe to preach resentment of the united states (before jetting back to enjoy the good life here). and, of course, there's the significant amount of time you must spend laughing all the way to the bank.
but we're your 'wacko attackos,' as you've so affectionately dubbed us. we're among the many who've been keeping an eye on you -- and piping up -- over the years. and well, we thought you deserved a response to the many unanswered letters you've sent to the high and mighty ... so here goes."
we're among the many who've been keeping an eye on you hyuk, hyuk, hyuk.
wait, we said that already. but we've become tired. WE SLEEP NOW!