I'm new to the book forum and happy to be here. I run a website..blog..that is political satire and such but I am recently working on a book. I hoped I could come here and perhaps get some feedback and see if I am doing anything right. I hope no one is offended, but then again nothing should be offensive or ourageous...I hope. Here is a chapter to get you started:
Abercrombie and Fitch: The naked eye
I went to the mall which by the way happens very rarely and well I had some comments to make when I got home. As I stumbled in the mist(or maybe it was the little kids running around obnoxiously in which I stumbled across.) of the gardens mall in Florida, I was shocked and my eyes did not mislead me. I walked into a store or maybe I should say I stumbled into a “Serial grouper” wonderland. As I entered this place(by the way because of legal rights I cannot use the name of this store. It is not Abercrombie and Fitch.) I was amazed how many people I know in there. In one section I saw Kobe Bryant doing a advertisement which said “ You can’t say no to these hot styles and if you do say no we’ll make it seem like you said yes and then get our attorneys to claim some preposterous statement about your physical health.” I passed a familiar face... Bill Clinton who was getting kicked out of the store I heard him saying ‘ I did not have relations with that manikin.” Don’t even get me started with that manikin crap, we’ll talk bout that later. Any how as I walk through this store which is not Abercrombie and Fitch by the way, ( ahh...what the hell.... it is Abercrombie and Fitch. ..go ahead and sue me!) I noticed something and I’ll share it with you. If you ever get a chance to go into this delightful store without being arrested for kitty porn, examine the posters on the wall. There believed to be “Abercrombie and Fitch models” however I noticed that none of them are modeling any clothes!!!! HOW CAN YOU BE MODELING CLOTHES IF YOUR NOT WEARING ANY??? Yea and of course the first thing on my day to day schedule for Christmas shopping is looking at some naked guy on a billboard that's bigger then the women's hate group for Arnold swarzanager. Speaking of the “serial grouper king” I saw good old Arnold trying to smooze over the young girl at the register, I heard him say, “ I here you guys accept asta la VISA!!” She said, “no.” And of course Arnold replied, “Then I’ll be back!” The young girl looked at him like: I have seen you somewhere but I don’t know where because at my job we don’t watch the news we watch techno videos all day.
Ok so I admit she probably wasn’t thinking that but then again we don’t really know. And by the way that techno music really made me nervous, I don’t know why. As I wondered around the store I thought to myself what are they really trying to sell here? I don’t believe it is clothes because the clothes really do suck ass. No one would buy these clothes, half of the selections are nothing more then really thin bed sheets sowed together. Now that's really making Martha Stuart look bad. Can you make her look bad? I realized what I had to do I must find the owner of the Abercrombie and Fitch chain and ask him some tough questions. However they refused to give me his home address or any info and when I threatened to put the short sleeves with the long sleeves I got kicked out. But lets get serious here for a little bit. Picture the kids wearing this, maybe one of your daughters or sons? If that doesn’t bother you then maybe you haven't seen there catalogue. Parents have called it “repulsive”, “evil and disgusting”. The actual catalogue can be bought there and once you look inside you’ll find flower girls, sex, sex, and sex. Hmmm.. well you may be saying, “Jayme it’s a clothes store why are the models flower?” I have no freaking idea! Here’s a thought to bubble your soda: Abercrombie and Fitch said that there magazine is for 18 and older. However half the workers there are under 18 and yes they have seen the magazine, some own copies. Have I managed to worry a single parent yet? O well its gonna get good so hold on charley because your in for a ride. I bet you wonder, “Gee who is behind all of this Jayme?” Well the names will be revealed. Dr. Kat Sullivan, first women to walk in space, also won an award for national women of distinction by girl scouts. Hahahaha. Find this hard to believe? I don’t! Want to know the main man behind Abercrombie and Fitch...Archie Griffin. Shocked yet? For the longest time I have seen this coming. THEY ARE LEADING THE NATIONS CHILDREN ASTRAY!! Unless you invest in your kids you will never know. Abercrombie and Fitch probably spends more time with your kids then you do. It’s like a trance they are putting these kids in, its unbelievable. Every time you turn your back someone you thought was a good role model for your kids has become a negative influence. “When will this stop Jayme?” Good question unfortunately in my opinion it won’t, whether you read the bible or not you notice the world getting more evil. Revelations speaks clearly on this. It will not cease until the end, so who can the teens call role models? It’s all where you stand. What do you want you're child to be? And a lot of you disagree with me strongly and think I take it to seriously. Well it’s not me. You over look the problems. The more problems we get in America the more we strive to cover them up. Fifteen year olds want to have sex, o well tell him its ok as long as he uses protection. He got a girl pregnant and can't afford a family, well just abort the baby, it’s only a few cells anyway. You don’t want to step up to the plate so you ruin others life's and eventually tear down America. They won’t stop until everything is legal and everything is excepted by society. Not so much excepted but endorsed by society. Once again some of you don’t but some do, if you read the bible it talks how sodden and Gomorra the two cities where destroyed because of evil acts. But of course who needs the bible anyway? Surely not the ones who let there kids shop and buy from companies endorsing threesomes and outrageous sexual acts with minors. You know exactly what is going on in your teens world right? Read your history and you will realize that what happened before can and will happen again. Those who don’t know their history are doomed to repeat it. Abercrombie and Fitch knows this, they know they are going down. The question is: are you going with them? Are you going to let your kids go down with them? Don’t give me that crap, “ Jayme it’s a youthful and celebrated lifestyle.” If this is how the youth is living then where all doomed. If this is how the youth is living then why aren't we doing something? This shows no responsibility, it shows how far Corporate America has sunk. Don’t listen to me, listen to the many parents who are saying to avoid these clothes lines. Sex sells and the whole world is buying. It’s not just America it’s the whole world almost. We are the biggest and strongest country(supposively) and that means all the other countries are watching everything we do! Some take what we do and use it as there's and others refuse to take the American ways. Why? A philosopher by the name of Qutb argues that the west is so evil because of the fact that western society separated the realm of God from the realm of society. Bingo! Qutb you hit the nail on the head buddy. Is he right or is he right? This ladies and gentlemen is what outside countries view us as. Because the way our children act and dress and because Brittany spears is kissing Madonna. We create this visual picture that other countries perceive as evil. But we can’t just blame Abercrombie and Fitch for this “evil”. Apparently it goes deeper then that like I have said, you must realize you the parent have a lot of control and need to use it. See how much the parents have done already? So far they got the catalogues off the shelves,( well for Christmas anyhow.) they have also gotten some of the flower pics taken away. But don’t believe the war is over yet. When most of the Government is for these types of things you know you have a long war ahead of you. The liberals won’t let you off that easy. In a country where “self expression” is so abused we pretty much set ourselves up for these things. This is not Self expression this is none of that this is the industry trying to see how far they can push modern day morals. This is not about religion necessarily, this is about right and wrong, which could get into religion but lets not start another argument. They want to see how far they can push you and your family over the edge. How pornographic can we get without going to far. In my mind we have gone over the hill and burned, but in society’s mind I don't believe it possible to go over the edge. Every time we have almost gone over the edge the courtrooms and judges and all of you let it slide. Abercrombie is just an example of what happens when some parents actually stand up and say something. Glad to know we have parents in America, I thought HRS took you guys away for feeding your 10 year old broccoli. So are we going to do something about this? Yes! Save America! I can only lead you to the source of evil we as a people must do something about the matter. Maybe this subject will get old and Abercrombie and Fitch will die out but it will not be the last of it. Everywhere you turn there is something new that will suck your kids in and make them “pimps” and “sluts” or a h.i.t. (which I call hoes in training) I hate to say it but someone must. Very few people stand up and say something, because when they do they get stoned and persecuted. If you don’t say anything you just sold you daughter to the world. I can’t stress it enough, I can’t plead enough. Save our generation and save our country.
Abercrombie and Fitch: The naked eye
I went to the mall which by the way happens very rarely and well I had some comments to make when I got home. As I stumbled in the mist(or maybe it was the little kids running around obnoxiously in which I stumbled across.) of the gardens mall in Florida, I was shocked and my eyes did not mislead me. I walked into a store or maybe I should say I stumbled into a “Serial grouper” wonderland. As I entered this place(by the way because of legal rights I cannot use the name of this store. It is not Abercrombie and Fitch.) I was amazed how many people I know in there. In one section I saw Kobe Bryant doing a advertisement which said “ You can’t say no to these hot styles and if you do say no we’ll make it seem like you said yes and then get our attorneys to claim some preposterous statement about your physical health.” I passed a familiar face... Bill Clinton who was getting kicked out of the store I heard him saying ‘ I did not have relations with that manikin.” Don’t even get me started with that manikin crap, we’ll talk bout that later. Any how as I walk through this store which is not Abercrombie and Fitch by the way, ( ahh...what the hell.... it is Abercrombie and Fitch. ..go ahead and sue me!) I noticed something and I’ll share it with you. If you ever get a chance to go into this delightful store without being arrested for kitty porn, examine the posters on the wall. There believed to be “Abercrombie and Fitch models” however I noticed that none of them are modeling any clothes!!!! HOW CAN YOU BE MODELING CLOTHES IF YOUR NOT WEARING ANY??? Yea and of course the first thing on my day to day schedule for Christmas shopping is looking at some naked guy on a billboard that's bigger then the women's hate group for Arnold swarzanager. Speaking of the “serial grouper king” I saw good old Arnold trying to smooze over the young girl at the register, I heard him say, “ I here you guys accept asta la VISA!!” She said, “no.” And of course Arnold replied, “Then I’ll be back!” The young girl looked at him like: I have seen you somewhere but I don’t know where because at my job we don’t watch the news we watch techno videos all day.
Ok so I admit she probably wasn’t thinking that but then again we don’t really know. And by the way that techno music really made me nervous, I don’t know why. As I wondered around the store I thought to myself what are they really trying to sell here? I don’t believe it is clothes because the clothes really do suck ass. No one would buy these clothes, half of the selections are nothing more then really thin bed sheets sowed together. Now that's really making Martha Stuart look bad. Can you make her look bad? I realized what I had to do I must find the owner of the Abercrombie and Fitch chain and ask him some tough questions. However they refused to give me his home address or any info and when I threatened to put the short sleeves with the long sleeves I got kicked out. But lets get serious here for a little bit. Picture the kids wearing this, maybe one of your daughters or sons? If that doesn’t bother you then maybe you haven't seen there catalogue. Parents have called it “repulsive”, “evil and disgusting”. The actual catalogue can be bought there and once you look inside you’ll find flower girls, sex, sex, and sex. Hmmm.. well you may be saying, “Jayme it’s a clothes store why are the models flower?” I have no freaking idea! Here’s a thought to bubble your soda: Abercrombie and Fitch said that there magazine is for 18 and older. However half the workers there are under 18 and yes they have seen the magazine, some own copies. Have I managed to worry a single parent yet? O well its gonna get good so hold on charley because your in for a ride. I bet you wonder, “Gee who is behind all of this Jayme?” Well the names will be revealed. Dr. Kat Sullivan, first women to walk in space, also won an award for national women of distinction by girl scouts. Hahahaha. Find this hard to believe? I don’t! Want to know the main man behind Abercrombie and Fitch...Archie Griffin. Shocked yet? For the longest time I have seen this coming. THEY ARE LEADING THE NATIONS CHILDREN ASTRAY!! Unless you invest in your kids you will never know. Abercrombie and Fitch probably spends more time with your kids then you do. It’s like a trance they are putting these kids in, its unbelievable. Every time you turn your back someone you thought was a good role model for your kids has become a negative influence. “When will this stop Jayme?” Good question unfortunately in my opinion it won’t, whether you read the bible or not you notice the world getting more evil. Revelations speaks clearly on this. It will not cease until the end, so who can the teens call role models? It’s all where you stand. What do you want you're child to be? And a lot of you disagree with me strongly and think I take it to seriously. Well it’s not me. You over look the problems. The more problems we get in America the more we strive to cover them up. Fifteen year olds want to have sex, o well tell him its ok as long as he uses protection. He got a girl pregnant and can't afford a family, well just abort the baby, it’s only a few cells anyway. You don’t want to step up to the plate so you ruin others life's and eventually tear down America. They won’t stop until everything is legal and everything is excepted by society. Not so much excepted but endorsed by society. Once again some of you don’t but some do, if you read the bible it talks how sodden and Gomorra the two cities where destroyed because of evil acts. But of course who needs the bible anyway? Surely not the ones who let there kids shop and buy from companies endorsing threesomes and outrageous sexual acts with minors. You know exactly what is going on in your teens world right? Read your history and you will realize that what happened before can and will happen again. Those who don’t know their history are doomed to repeat it. Abercrombie and Fitch knows this, they know they are going down. The question is: are you going with them? Are you going to let your kids go down with them? Don’t give me that crap, “ Jayme it’s a youthful and celebrated lifestyle.” If this is how the youth is living then where all doomed. If this is how the youth is living then why aren't we doing something? This shows no responsibility, it shows how far Corporate America has sunk. Don’t listen to me, listen to the many parents who are saying to avoid these clothes lines. Sex sells and the whole world is buying. It’s not just America it’s the whole world almost. We are the biggest and strongest country(supposively) and that means all the other countries are watching everything we do! Some take what we do and use it as there's and others refuse to take the American ways. Why? A philosopher by the name of Qutb argues that the west is so evil because of the fact that western society separated the realm of God from the realm of society. Bingo! Qutb you hit the nail on the head buddy. Is he right or is he right? This ladies and gentlemen is what outside countries view us as. Because the way our children act and dress and because Brittany spears is kissing Madonna. We create this visual picture that other countries perceive as evil. But we can’t just blame Abercrombie and Fitch for this “evil”. Apparently it goes deeper then that like I have said, you must realize you the parent have a lot of control and need to use it. See how much the parents have done already? So far they got the catalogues off the shelves,( well for Christmas anyhow.) they have also gotten some of the flower pics taken away. But don’t believe the war is over yet. When most of the Government is for these types of things you know you have a long war ahead of you. The liberals won’t let you off that easy. In a country where “self expression” is so abused we pretty much set ourselves up for these things. This is not Self expression this is none of that this is the industry trying to see how far they can push modern day morals. This is not about religion necessarily, this is about right and wrong, which could get into religion but lets not start another argument. They want to see how far they can push you and your family over the edge. How pornographic can we get without going to far. In my mind we have gone over the hill and burned, but in society’s mind I don't believe it possible to go over the edge. Every time we have almost gone over the edge the courtrooms and judges and all of you let it slide. Abercrombie is just an example of what happens when some parents actually stand up and say something. Glad to know we have parents in America, I thought HRS took you guys away for feeding your 10 year old broccoli. So are we going to do something about this? Yes! Save America! I can only lead you to the source of evil we as a people must do something about the matter. Maybe this subject will get old and Abercrombie and Fitch will die out but it will not be the last of it. Everywhere you turn there is something new that will suck your kids in and make them “pimps” and “sluts” or a h.i.t. (which I call hoes in training) I hate to say it but someone must. Very few people stand up and say something, because when they do they get stoned and persecuted. If you don’t say anything you just sold you daughter to the world. I can’t stress it enough, I can’t plead enough. Save our generation and save our country.
