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Martin said:No!!!
It's too small. Give it a couple of weeks.
Cheers, Martin
Nope, I'll just boil it alive, until all it's intestines have liquified, and then I'll cut it open and spoon it out.Need a recipe?
Martin said:By the way, I don't even want to know what you were doing to that duck!
Ashlea said:Howard
Martin said:Riiiiight ...
Let's get back to the names, shall we?
We kinda fancy Alfred. Any opinions on that?
Cheers, Martin
No doubt.it was deliberately cruel i assure you.
Any opinions that matter?!Rubbish
You know just what I like, don't 'ya?!HEY! Mine matter! You swine!
I'll poke you with a carrot!
Yeah, uh huh! Freudian slip, right?No, no, no - i meant not deliberately cruel