"So I'm like American, right? So like me and my fam went to Europe, right? On this trip, okay? I was like oh my god this country is soooo cute! They had all these like cute buildings? That were like a hundred years old? You wouldn't believe it. And like the cars are sooooo tiny, it's like Hobbits driving. I mean its cool to look at and stuff, but like my suitcase wouldn't even fit inside. We had to switch to the biggest they had, which was like regular here.
"But the food was sooooo gross, like I lost three pounds just looking at this meat thing with all this sauce on it, and we were like, aren't they supposed to have McDonald's or something for us? I mean that's what everyone says, but it was like soooo untrue. We had to drive like three towns away and all they had was KFC."