Oh, and by the way ..

[water faerie]

Wait! Wait! Wait!!!!

We have tiny little critters making whoopie and breeding like wabbits all over our faces. These things eat our dead skin, but never poop. Never need to poop.

And there are "pillow condoms"

And somebody tried to post that reading too much might deprive you of knowledge....

fascinating....

lmao... very fascinating.

 

[mehastings]

Wait! Wait! Wait!!!!
And there are "pillow condoms"

I guess they aren't really condoms persay (ie not made of latex and full of lube) Here is the general idea, for anyone who really wants to know what a "pillow condom" is. They make them big enough for mattresses too.

 

[Kookamoor]

I read the other day that not making your bed will make it harder for the dust mites to survive, as they prefer the warmth that putting the covers back on creates.

Sounded good to me!!

 

[Martin]

Yeah ... I knew that!

Cheers

 

[Motokid]

Boy mehastings, you sure know how to knock a guy down.

I was just getting up the nerve to ask about resevoir tip, ribbed, and or heated lubrication pillow condoms....

I guess it's back to reality now...where's my banana?

 

[mehastings]

Boy mehastings, you sure know how to knock a guy down.

I was just getting up the nerve to ask about resevoir tip, ribbed, and or heated lubrication pillow condoms....

I guess it's back to reality now...where's my banana?

Actually, they do kindof have a texture to them. Better than ribbed...bumped!

 

[jenn]

this is some very sexy "pillow talk". get it? pillow talk. get it? *sigh*

 

[StillILearn]

Anybody staying at the Motel 6 tonight? The Ritz-Carleton?

Or simply going to rest their sweet little hairy headsie on one of them small airplane pillows? Or even the seatback?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?