opinions on goats

[Disenthral]

A goat bit me.

Twice.

hahahahhaha fuckk. that made me laugh sooo hard..i just pictured it and heard it outoud .. that was good..

 

[goatgoatgoat]

its not very pleasent being biten by a goat it really hurts

 

[Disenthral]

i think theyre confused..

 

[Sleepy]

its not very pleasent being biten by a goat it really hurts

I got bitten from a horse once. The marks, besides of the pain, were visible for almost 4 weeks. I don't even know why it bit me.
On top of that it got me on the chest, almost ate half of my right boop.

 

[Stewart]

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On top of that it got me on the chest, almost ate half of my right boop.

And left it sagging on one side?

 

[beer good]

i think theyre confused..

I think you're right.

 

[Sleepy]

And left it sagging on one side?

Stewart !

 

[sparkchaser]

Curried goat is excellent! I've tried it in Jamaica.

That sounds tasty.

 

[Litany]

I've had goat. It's pretty tasty, but you have to cook it a while to get it tender enough, so it's good for stews and curries and such like.

 

[beer good]

I have to wonder what it is about goats that makes them the preferred choice for animal sacrifice. Is it just because they're easily available, or was there a time in human pre-history where the goats were an actual threat to us and so we learned the hard way to keep their numbers down?

Is it just a coincidence that Satan is usually portrayed with hooves and a goatee...?

And I'm not even going to mention that infamous Internet site...

 

[Sybarite]

Goat's cheese is excellent – brilliant with a fresh, crisp salad.

And goats have kids. Not humans.

 

[Litany]

I have to wonder what it is about goats that makes them the preferred choice for animal sacrifice.

They probably trashed the high priest's garden.

 

[Stewart]

Stewart !

What?

 

[beer good]

They probably trashed the high priest's garden.

And ate all his cans. Goats eat cans, I know that.

 

[sparkchaser]

That's a great way for me to get rid of all this expired canned vegetables.

 

[Litany]

And ate all his cans. Goats eat cans, I know that.

I've heard that too. If two of us know it then it must be a fact.

 

[beer good]

If you try to sell canned goats' meat, will it eat through the can from the inside?

 

[Litany]

I think there's a special lining to prevent that sort of thing. But if you dent your can, all bets are off.

 

[beer good]

So if I buy 10 cans of goat meat and dent them slightly before putting them in the cupboard, then wait a couple of days before I open the cupboard again, will I get attacked by 10 small goats or will they merge into one freakish supergoat?

 

[goatgoatgoat]

And ate all his cans. Goats eat cans, I know that.

they do not eat cans and are actually really picky eaters the myth started by someone seeing a goat tasting a can with its lips they are just curious animals that like to taste new things