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Paging Dr. Novella - paging Dr. Novella

*rubs eyes......wiggles finger in ear*

Strippers???? Ward four?

What ward is this????? Doc?

DOC!!! What Ward is this????!!!!
 
So Doc, let me give you some background.

The other day I was feeling a bit freya’d in the nerves you know, and the room was kinda steffe, so I figured before I got all angerballed up I’d ronny down to the corner store. On the way I passed this shadey kinda guy reading some kind of novella. When he saw me he leckert out this laugh that went straight to my spineshank. I was in direstraights after that so I quickly ducked into the ABeCe store where Darian works. I miss ed the shelf that must have had that fine pontalba wine, but ended up with some stuff that was ruby colored. I decided I peder get something to eat too, so I ronny’d over to get some Chinese take out. Well, they must have loaded my monkeycatcher soup up with msfg because I got so sick I had stuff coming out my muggle for so long I needed some ice to make it feel better.

After some sleep, I found some leftover stewart in the fridge and tried to hold some of that down, but I might as well have kenny shoveled that shit into the toilet too because it had gone bad. Only other thing I had was some Cajun, but mama told me I’d better not eat any of that either. Jenn, just as I was about to cry I remembered I rene into some wilde rice at the store the other day and got a bag for a rainy day. Wilde rice does the trick for me, so I got some crystal clear water and started to boil it. I turned on the CDa player to listen to some sweetsymphony but all I could get was some religious channel talking about halo’s and crap. Not my style at all. I looked out the window where a jay bird used to nest, but I think some dogtonian scared the bird away for good. I’m sure all this litany is not helping very much, but there’s no easy answers. There’s never a rainbowgurl after the storm for me. I don’t know if I’m capable of being toadally fixed but if you could just bobbyburn something into my brain that would make this all have some sense I’d think you were a real honeydevil.

Hay, I think 82 was the year I last felt great. Don’t know if there’s any significance there or not? Then the rogue headaches started and now this….perhaps I need some time in the wilderness and a day or two spent on a blue boat,…but I’d need a driver. Maybe 1 just needs some poppy,…. and some wabbit stew? I know I’m a curious wonder, and completely clueless sometimes, perhaps even me a bit hastings on occasion. But krist o cat there has to be something somebody can do? Is a bell ringing somewhere?

So what do you think Doc? Does any of that help?
 
Don't be too impatient now, there's a long queue

Take a blue one and a green one (I think) and get back into bed ;)
 
There's no friggin promises here....and watch that steffee girl....I don't think she's got any medical training at all....

I only trust Doc Novella....

*cough cough* damn, still doing that thing....
 
by the way....who the hell are you????

you one of them strippers from ward 4????

you fine girl.....fine....
 
you didn't by any chance see CDA over there did you?

wanna see what I left in the cup for that pill dropper steffee?
 
I’ll show you if you can promise not to scream or freak out.
I can’t believe it myself.
Whatever you do don’t tell anybody either or I’ll have to surprise you with something worse….

By the way….nice pasties….I think one of them might be starting to fall off….

Ok here ya go….just a quick peek….you gotta get kinda close though….closer…a bit closer….

*motokid slides cup out from under bed…..cup is covered by tissue paper….motokid lifts the tissue paper just a fraction of an inch …..*
 
Motokid said:
I’ll show you if you can promise not to scream or freak out.
I can’t believe it myself.
Whatever you do don’t tell anybody either or I’ll have to surprise you with something worse….

By the way….nice pasties….I think one of them might be starting to fall off….

Ok here ya go….just a quick peek….you gotta get kinda close though….closer…a bit closer….

*motokid slides cup out from under bed…..cup is covered by tissue paper….motokid lifts the tissue paper just a fraction of an inch …..*

You dirty boy

What till i tell the Dr she aint going be pleased with you moto:eek:
 
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