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Penguins.

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Billy Oblivion

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On Saturday while waiting for a bus I watched a squirrel climbing up and down the ivy on a nearby house. Later that day as I walked towards the market another squirrel ran across the pavement in front of me. A thought went through my mind, “There’s a lot of penguins around today”. Then another thought went through my mind, “that wasn’t a penguin, that was a squirrel”. Then another thought went through my mind, “My mind has been corrupted by mad people on the book forum”.
Irene Wilde has a lot to answer for.
 
Billy Oblivion said:
On Saturday while waiting for a bus I watched a squirrel climbing up and down the ivy on a nearby house. Later that day as I walked towards the market another squirrel ran across the pavement in front of me. A thought went through my mind, “There’s a lot of penguins around today”. Then another thought went through my mind, “that wasn’t a penguin, that was a squirrel”. Then another thought went through my mind, “My mind has been corrupted by mad people on the book forum”.
Irene Wilde has a lot to answer for.
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This squirrel were the Birds of Evil in disguise. The costumes were sewn by Cathy C!!!

One of my little fellows just whispers into my ear, that your not eating enough vegetables! We think you should stay healthy for your coming life as a slave under the rule of the PENGUINS!

*evil laughter*
 
Billy Oblivion said:
On Saturday while waiting for a bus I watched a squirrel climbing up and down the ivy on a nearby house. Later that day as I walked towards the market another squirrel ran across the pavement in front of me. A thought went through my mind, “There’s a lot of penguins around today”. Then another thought went through my mind, “that wasn’t a penguin, that was a squirrel”. Then another thought went through my mind, “My mind has been corrupted by mad people on the book forum”.
Irene Wilde has a lot to answer for.
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Clever penguin cloaking device: makes them appear to be innocent squirrels. They have their eye on you, my friend. Not inherently evil, penguins, but they are not tidy and they watch too much TV. And it's probably my fault, I led them right to your door. :eek:

Irene Wilde
 
You are not corrupted, my friend but you are starting to see the truth! Beware! The penguins are watching you!

They... are... *looks around*... EVERYWHERE!

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They are after WORLD DOMINATION for sure!

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*more evil laughter*
 
No, no -- not disguised. They are our staunch allies! Penguins do know their limitations after all. They can't fly, but *squirrels* can! The costumes were . . .

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<whisper -- Oh, I'm not supposed to tell them that?? :eek: Oops.>
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Ahem... (cough, cough) Yes, yes, they were the disguises I made. Clever birds, those penguins... :D

Cathy
The penguins give me strength! Long live the penguins
 
Could someone tell me how to load a photo? I have a cute one, but can't get it to come up. Thanks! Sigh! :(

Cathy
 
Cathy C said:
Could someone tell me how to load a photo? I have a cute one, but can't get it to come up. Thanks! Sigh! :(

Cathy
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go to www.imageshack.us, there you can upload your pic to their server, they give you a tag line, something like [img ] ....... etc....[/img ], you copy that and paste in your post.
 
SillyWabbit said:
No, for those penguins are evil, babe! I could not expose you to such penguiny evil!!!
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Not evil! Not evil! I never knew penguins could be so misunderstood! You people are going to force me into the archives to pull out some of the old Penguin Chronicles, and no one wants that, trust me.

So Ding dong sports a studded leather collar and a Korn T-shirt. Bad taste perhaps, but not evil. And Cyril is really very sweet. Occasionally, he stills eats fish and things (only when the others aren't looking). Obsessed with home decor and Martha Stewart (who is evil), but not evil himself.

And Buffin.... :) Many, many things, but not evil. Perhaps it's just that his headband is a bit too tight or maybe he really did do too much antacid in 60s. But he's gotten his head together lately and co-habitates with a really sweet ferret from The Valley.

The important thing is that they really just want to have fun, and only Ding dong has a history of any attempts at world domination (with an army of swamp rats -- long story).

Irene Wilde
 
Irene Wilde said:
Not evil! Not evil! I never knew penguins could be so misunderstood! You people are going to force me into the archives to pull out some of the old Penguin Chronicles, and no one wants that, trust me.

So Ding dong sports a studded leather collar and a Korn T-shirt. Bad taste perhaps, but not evil. And Cyril is really very sweet. Occasionally, he stills eats fish and things (only when the others aren't looking). Obsessed with home decor and Martha Stewart (who is evil), but not evil himself.

And Buffin.... :) Many, many things, but not evil. Perhaps it's just that his headband is a bit too tight or maybe he really did do too much antacid in 60s. But he's gotten his head together lately and co-habitates with a really sweet ferret from The Valley.

The important thing is that they really just want to have fun, and only Ding dong has a history of any attempts at world domination (with an army of swamp rats -- long story).

Irene Wilde
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Irene! Do not fall for the sweet tongue and sugered words that penguins are known to have. Yes, penguins are charming! But do not fall for their lies! They are EVIL!!! Today the north and south poles, tomrrow.... THE WORLD!
 
SillyWabbit said:
Irene! Do not fall for the sweet tongue and sugered words that penguins are known to have. Yes, penguins are charming!
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Mr. Wabbit, there's been a mistake. You apparently have a different batch of penguins than I do. "sugared words"? Maybe, if "dammit woman get to the mini-mart and get us more Hohos" can be considered "sugared" because they refer to a chocolately snack cake.

Therefore I can abidicate any responsibility for your penguins, which is good because I have enough penguin-related misery of my own. Have you seen what they've been down-loading from the internet!?! :eek:

Irene Wilde
 
This is a complete violation of the penguin free day requested.

Irene Wilde, take your bonnets and go and sit in the corner for the rest of the afternoon.
 
The quest against penguins never rests! It might sit down and take a break. Maybe eat a sandwich or smoke a ciggi but it never rests. Damn them to hell!
 
Irene Wilde said:
Mr. Wabbit, there's been a mistake. You apparently have a different batch of penguins than I do. "sugared words"? Maybe, if "dammit woman get to the mini-mart and get us more Hohos" can be considered "sugared" because they refer to a chocolately snack cake.

Therefore I can abidicate any responsibility for your penguins, which is good because I have enough penguin-related misery of my own. Have you seen what they've been down-loading from the internet!?! :eek:

Irene Wilde
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Yes, I have seen what they are downloading! Pics of fish and plans for laser guns and bombs, oh my! :eek:
 
Oh, how misunderstood you are, SillyWabbit! If you'd just lie still, you'd see how soft and warm penguins can be (just ignore those batwings, really -- not evil, not evil at all!)

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Cathy
The penguins give me strength! Long live the penguins...
 
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