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People who annoy you-ship 'em off!

Miss Shelf

Miss Shelf

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I was thinking about how many people I'm tired of hearing about all the time and how nice it would be to be able to ship them off to Mars for a few years at least. They would be straitjacketed and hockey-masked like Hannibal Lecter and wheeled on a dolly into the space ship. Only after the door is locked would they be released to sit in their seats. Guards would be present with stun guns in case of passengers trying to escape before takeoff.

Here's my list (subject to additions):

-Jennifer Aniston (every time I turn around there's a magazine cover featuring her and her "new life", so I'll give her another "new life")
-Saddam Hussein (no comment needed)
-Paris Hilton
-Britney Spears
-Bode Miller (every time I turn on the Olympics there's an interview with him, a previous interview, or predictions on how he'll do in his next event)
-the crazy neighbor who doesn't like my dog sitting at the fence "watching" her
-Dr. Phil
-Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
 
Miss Shelf said:
I was thinking about how many people I'm tired of hearing about all the time and how nice it would be to be able to ship them off to Mars for a few years at least. They would be straitjacketed and hockey-masked like Hannibal Lecter and wheeled on a dolly into the space ship. Only after the door is locked would they be released to sit in their seats. Guards would be present with stun guns in case of passengers trying to escape before takeoff.

Here's my list (subject to additions):

-Jennifer Aniston (every time I turn around there's a magazine cover featuring her and her "new life", so I'll give her another "new life")
-Saddam Hussein (no comment needed)
-Paris Hilton
-Britney Spears
-Bode Miller (every time I turn on the Olympics there's an interview with him, a previous interview, or predictions on how he'll do in his next event)
-the crazy neighbor who doesn't like my dog sitting at the fence "watching" her
-Dr. Phil
-Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
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Miss Shelf! You should be grateful to each and every one of them. They are being who they are so that you don't have to be. Wait. That sounded cryptic.

Let me put it this way:

Just be glad you're not them. There are literally millions of people to be glad you're not. They wouldn't all fit on your spaceship.

It'd be easier to list the people whom you'd happily keep nearby. :D
 
StillILearn said:
Miss Shelf! You should be grateful to each and every one of them. They are being who they are so that you don't have to be. Wait. That sounded cryptic.

Let me put it this way:

Just be glad you're not them. There are literally millions of people to be glad you're not. They wouldn't all fit on your spaceship.

It'd be easier to list the people whom you'd happily keep nearby. :D
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I wouldn't need a spaceship for people I'd happily keep nearby-all I'd need is a rowboat.

I sound like a crank, don't I? :D I don't care! :p
 
We would also need to ship off the idiots in the media that keep talking and filming these people. Some of the people on your list aren't necessarily the problem. But I am also fed up with having to hear about these people's lives.
 
They'd be alright on this space ship for a cook as Jamie Oliver would definetly be on board. Oh, and Vic Reeves (what a complete and utter w*nk*r) can keep them entertained as you wouldn't want them having too much fun would you.
 
Until 9/11 made it a little too dramatic, I always had an airplane filled with the celebrities who needed to go away, possibly into the ground at rapid speed. Gwynny was there, and that lascivious food tramp Nigela, along with Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson, Dr. Phil, the Queer Eye guys, Ryan Seacrest, Oprah, and Donald Trump (who apparently needs a cruise missile to the chest to take him out for more than 10 minutes).

There. Spleen vented.
 
Please make sure Donald Trump takes his hair pieces with him. The world would be a better place.:rolleyes:
 
The Donald would buy the missile, have it deconstructed, remade into 7 more missiles, and then charge four times what the original one was worth-the man is brilliant!:cool: As Gordon Gekko would say: "Greed is good.":D
 
Tomcat and Katie-definite passengers on the boat.

Dr. Phil!??? Come on, he'd be famous even if he didn't know Oprah.:rolleyes:
 
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