PG-13 Boundary - An Implosion

[Ou Be Low hoo]

PG13, ain't no thang. When I stick my phallic-substitute-device into ya'll's rectal-orifices, we'll see how those guidelines stand up. But, Hey, it's all good becuase I don't know any 13 year olds that know what 'phallic' means.

^ It wasn't me. It was Shaggy.

 

[bobbyburns]

where oh where has my enema gone?

 

[Irene Wilde]

He and Ou Be have been banished to the wilderness.

But there's lots of cute kitten pictures to look at.

Irene Wilde

 

[Freya]

I'd never notice these changes if someone didn't point them out Did we all notice Wabbit's a mod?

 

[ControlArmsNow]

where oh where has my enema gone?

Hey bobby, you know the way back from "the wilderness" - why don't you lead a search party and find them. (If it's at all possible, though, could you just bring enema back - I must say, I found that ou be chap a little tiresome at times (Oh alright - bring them both if you must; sticks and stones, and all that)).

 

[bobbyburns]

I'll try my best.

 

[Crystal]

I'd never notice these changes if someone didn't point them out

Never would I have either.

Think in the box--If i may use your words.

 

[Freya]

Maybe we need a news letter.

 

[Irene Wilde]

Maybe a daily roll call thread? We can be like little Mouseketeers!

Irene Wilde

 

[Freya]

'Irene Wilde?'
'HERE!'
'Waterycrystal?'
'HERE!'
'Billy O?'
(Muffled grumblings)
'Billy Oblivion??!'
'Sorry I had a chiffon scarf in my mouth...'
'Ehem. Ou be?.... Ou be?.... Oh not again. What did he do this time? He sent novella a PM saying what??? Oh my!'

 

[Crystal]

"Freya?! Freya??!! Freya??!!"

---"check, she is in the middle of the group hug."

"bobbyburns?"

---"Still alive." *sleepy voice*

"Novella??"

---"am busy in replying ***'s posts!"

."warm enema?"

---Dah...

..."A.." "B.." "C.."........"R**.."....."T**"...." X**" "Y**" "Z**"
....
...
ok, it is noon, we got to have lunch..

 

[novella]

Can we have warm_enema and Ou Be back please?

They've been intentionally provocative, but I think the forum is robust enough to appreciate their contributions.

 

[Freya]

Brill - lunch time already. Let's get down the pub. Mine's a pint

 

[novella]

'Ehem. Ou be?.... Ou be?.... Oh not again. What did he do this time? He sent novella a PM saying what??? Oh my!'

As if!! I would never report the poor sod. I miss him! He was like an old smelly dog underfoot, always trying to get the people food.

 

[Freya]

Apologies novella. Twas the first name that popped into my head. Well it wasn't actually, but I didn't want to include anyone that might get offended and I don't give a toss if I offend you. Hah!

 

[Freya]

---"check, she is in the middle of the group hug."

Wooaaahhhh. No way you'd get me in the middle of all these filthy perverts.

 

[novella]

Apologies novella. Twas the first name that popped into my head. Well it wasn't actually, but I didn't want to include anyone that might get offended and I don't give a toss if I offend you. Hah!

FREYA SAID TOSS!!

 

[Freya]

What you gonna do? Ban me???!

 

[Irene Wilde]

No, just inflict a group hug on you!

I do hope they let Mr. Enema return -- I just ordered a gross of marschino cherries.

Irene Wilde

 

[Freya]

I hope they've only put warm_enema in suspenders

Dammit Irene, you can't tell us all about your fantasies, then get upset when we all have a nice chat about them. That's not how it works!