Presents

[Billy Oblivion]

I got life size, stand up, cut out Bettie Paige so I'll never have to be alone agoin.

 

[Freya]

I got some new knitting needles.

 

[Stewart]

I got a poisoned chalice.

 

[Billy Oblivion]

I got some new knitting needles.

No beard grooming accessories?

 

[Sun-SSS]

"Iciliation", hehe.. good one.

"Octomitrist" ain't bad, neither. I wonder what that idiot husband is. Upthalmolajest, maybe?

 

[Freya]

Yes actually, an electric razor. I think somebody's trying to drop hints.

 

[Billy Oblivion]

Don't let them do it to you. A bearded lady should be proud of her hirsuteness. Once you shave it off you'll never be the same. An ex bearded lady is a thing of shame.

 

[Billy Oblivion]

And I hope you noticed that that almost rhymed.

 

[Freya]

It was a beautiful tribute to all the beardy folks of the world.

 

[Mort]

Last year, I was the last person to get up in the morning. This year, I'm the first. But that's probably because we had a present stashed in our room that had to be taken downstairs early this morning so it would be there when the kids wake up. I've been up for over two hours now, waiting, doing dishes, eating breakfast, waiting, emptying the cat pan, waiting...

Get your lazy butts outta bed!!

 

[Billy Oblivion]

It was a beautiful tribute to all the beardy folks of the world.

Even though you're, without a doubt, the nastiest person on this MB, you're wecome. Happy Christmas.

 

[bobbyburns]

I love chri$tmas.

 

[Billy Oblivion]

I love chri$tmas.

'Tis the season to be shoplifting.

 

[Martin]

What did little old santa have for you this christmas?

Nothing.

Well, a new house, but I'm not sure if that counts.

Cheers

 

[Sun-SSS]

Billy O, Is there really a book called How To Kill A Mockingbird?
If there is I'd like to know who wrote it. Need to track him down and shoot him like the rabid dog he must be.

 

[Billy Oblivion]

Billy O, Is there really a book called How To Kill A Mockingbird?
QUOTE]

You've never heard of Harper Lee's underground "author's cut" of the book? Those of us who know recognise it as much superior to the drippy published version. Comparing the two is like comparing Bambi with Straw Dogs.

 

[Sun-SSS]

Is that Walt Disney's Bambi, or Friedrich Nietzsche's?

 

[direstraits]

Well, a new house, but I'm not sure if that counts.

What??? A house? Why that stinkin f#$%$#&g elf! Looks like tubby and I have to have a little chat...

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p.s. How did the house fit thru the chimney? Nevermind that, how did the house fit in the sock?

 

[Freya]

Good God - I bet they had to use a lot of wrapping paper too. Unless he meant a dolls house or something?

 

[Billy Oblivion]

Good God - I bet they had to use a lot of wrapping paper too. Unless he meant a dolls house or something?

That's not funny actually. Are you tired? I expect a higher level of humour from you.