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Does Flash Gordon count?


Why do workmen take so long to arrive and inevitably make you late for everything?
 


Why do workmen take so long to arrive and inevitably make you late for everything?


Arrive where? Bet they're on time to punch out at the end of the day....


How come no one ever washes the handles on the fridge door except me?
 
Oh lordy, tough one. They're all so great. going to say...Dwight. There are just so many memorable quotes because of him.


Straight up or on the rocks?
 
Depends on how much I've had already. Right now, on the rocks sounds splendid.

If there were a monster in your closet, what color would you want him to be?
 
Thank you.

Wow, the last CD I purchased was one by Last Days of Humanity, a gore grind group in which the lead singer literally sounds like a bubbling tar pit. I laugh every time I hear them. They are so brutal. Check em out on Youtube. It's definitely an experience. 'Raped in the back of a van' is an especially good number.

Kill if you could get away with it?
 
No.

Why does Donald Duck wear bathing trunks when he goes swimming, even though he walks around tackle out everywhere else?
 
My initial thought was yes but I can live with how it currently is.


Why does the coffee machine make crappy coffee but awesome hot chocolate?
 
It obviously has good taste, and is trying to help you.

Should sparkchaser buy a less refined coffee maker?
 
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