Randomness! Yay!

[Vespertilio91]

I have no plans at the moment to involve my jar of vaseline in my plans of world domination, but then I don't really want to take over the world either, so it is a moot point.

Really? Why not? Everyone should want to rule the entire world and have every other stinking human grovel at their feet. ^^

 

[Gem]

Really? Why not? Everyone should want to rule the entire world and have every other stinking human grovel at their feet. ^^

Ruling the world is easy, getting people to grovel is hard work .

 

[tundra]

Hmm...on second thought, I have a pretty large following of would-be grovelers. Maybe this is all that is necessary in taking over the world...Oh, the possibilities.

 

[lady.cordelia]

This randomness thread has turned into a parenting thread. *screams loudly* I will change that.

Yesterday I accidentally stabbed my hand with a carpenter's knife while helping my dad lay vinyl in my aunt's bathroom. It now hurts and throbs a lot.

sorry about sidetracking your post and double sorry about your hand! ouch! my knee ate pavement yesterday, so i sympathize with the throbbing pain. i took a huge chunk of skin out of it, too!

 

[tundra]

my knee ate pavement yesterday, so i sympathize with the throbbing pain. i took a huge chunk of skin out of it, too!

Speaking of huge skin chunks..I have finally endured my rite of passage in becoming a true Stanford student. I got into a bike accident. Yes. The campus is so huge, everybody has bikes. Bike accidents are very common...but my accident was unique. I got into it all by myself. Something to do with a construction zone and no traction and a tractor coming my way..so I managed to overturn spectacularly and skid into the dust and gravel. At that exact moment, a tour group of 50+ people happened to be 15 feet away. Lucky them..the highlight of their tour. Of course, nobody seemed to care in the least and the tour guide started laughing. But then..that's people for you. In the end I had to play my part that I was fine and ride away secretly bleeding in 10 places.

 

[lady.cordelia]

ouch! i am sorry. i think you need some emoticon hugs! ((((()))))

 

[tundra]

I just found my favorite bookmark of all time that has been lost for weeks. I will dance a jig.

 

[Vespertilio91]

I am sorry for all you peoples' pains. And yay! for the happy bookmark finder!

Ruling the world is easy, getting people to grovel is hard work.

Yeah, you're right. Finding good beggars is so hard these days. Why can't we go back to the happy time when it wasn't hard and all you had to do was look down the right alleyways. Ahh, good times, good times.

Tundra, me and you will rule the world together someday. I'll get Europe, North America, and South America. You can have Africa, Asia, and Australia. And we both can share Antarctica and live happily ever after. Until the revolutionists arrive.

 

[tundra]

There is no happily ever after. In the end you will cower before me. I can use my connections to scientists in antarctica to cause a rebellion and crush you.

 

[Gem]

There is no happily ever after. In the end you will cower before me. I can use my connections to scientists in antarctica to cause a rebellion and crush you.

*steps quietly out of the thread*

 

[tundra]

In the words of the halloween character I personified 3 years ago (back when I had ridiculously long hair):

"All shall love me and despair!"

Fear not Gem, for thou art a faithful follower...and I didn't want to take over the world anyway and may decide to pass it on to you and retire in style.

 

[Gem]

and I didn't want to take over the world anyway and may decide to pass it on to you and retire in style.

That's very kind of you, but no I can't accept, you keep it, no please I insist. It's all yours, you might want to blink away that maniacal gleam from your eyes though.

 

[tundra]

"I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel."

 

[Gem]

"I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel

Ok, I don't know if that is a real post or i'm hallucinating it - it's 3am and I'm going to bed. No doubt to dream about hairy hobbit feet -thank you Tundra

 

[tundra]

Of course, now that I've cut all my hair off I had to use the costume to be the tooth fairy.

 

[tundra]

all my lovely peaches taste icky. poor me. That's even worse than buying grainy apples, since I wasn't prepared for possible disappointment. Perhaps I should start a thread for depressing occurances. I keep dumping my occurances in here..but perhaps they aren't as random as the spirit of this thread merits.

 

[lady.cordelia]

oh, i had wonderful lovely peaches today and plums, too! yum!

get them fresh from a farmer's market or stand and not at a store - they tend to have been frozen or refrigerated or artificially ripened and don't taste as great.

 

[tundra]

That's the worst part..I too got my peaches at a farmers market.

 

[lady.cordelia]

go back and tell them. the one close to me will always give me new ones or a refund. for instance, i opened my new bag of baby carrots yesterday and they were slimey! oh yes, i'll be returning them. yuck!

 

[Vespertilio91]

There is no happily ever after. In the end you will cower before me. I can use my connections to scientists in antarctica to cause a rebellion and crush you.

Fine, I will begin creating my army to defeat you while you are still at Stanford. They will poison your drinks and food, place anthrax in your mail, fill your room with carbon monoxide, and if all that doesn't work, then they will just kill you outright with a sniper. ^^ Hahaha. I gave you a chance to rule evenly with me and you abused it. For that you shall die.

edit: Oh, I've seen you've surrendered to me. Thank you, and I will not kill you. You may survive, and thank me for my mercy.