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ricky said:
although pigeons heads bob back and forth, except penguins arms don't move when they run....how is it a penguin doesn't fall over when it runs? but i'm a rat, so what the hell do i know!? :D
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I think penguins are more like Pepe Le Piu - can't run fast, but always seem to catch up. Besides, I can always sit on a pidgeon until he gives back the popsicle or freezes to the refrigerator door :D

Oh, and Pidge - I'm a greedy penguin, so I want the lot!
 
that's in competition with my last few posts for "lamest joke of all-time". keep it up. this time we're in it together.
 
jenngorham said:
i've lost my mojo. i might have left it at zellers, but it is definitly lost.
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try to retrace your last ten steps..it's always in the spot you least expect....i bet it's on your bedside table, next to your water glass.....
 
bobbyburns said:
that's in competition with my last few posts for "lamest joke of all-time". keep it up. this time we're in it together.
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nothing worse then when you tell ajoke and it goes so differently in your head and your completely cracking up and when you wipe away the tears of laughter, all you can hear are crickets chirping................kinda like now....
 
ricky said:
try to retrace your last ten steps..it's always in the spot you least expect....i bet it's on your bedside table, next to your water glass.....
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it's not i looked. i'm miracle whip with no zip. i'm a lemon with no zest. i'm a marguerita with no salt. i've lost my oomph!!
 
A pigeon-sicle? I don't like where this is going *shiver*

Pepe LePeu, Kooka? You have the black and white and the smell going for you to. zing! ;)
 
jenngorham said:
it's not i looked. i'm miracle whip with no zip. i'm a lemon with no zest. i'm a marguerita with no salt. i've lost my oomph!!
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i bet mike has it in one of his bionicles....maybe bailey ate it...
 
pigeon, i do like your avatar....now that's a smart bird right there! whay walk, when you can roll..or ride..or....crap, there are those chirping crickets again!
 
jenngorham said:
no way, really? your name is not that common so that would be odd. mine all seem to come from julie(?)
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I don't know much about these things, but don't they sometimes get your email address and basically feed it back to you as the name on the spam? I assume that's what's happening with the mysterious (and apparently one-track-minded) Mari.
 
ok that makes sense then. i have no clue how all this internet nonsense works and i assume there is really a julie out there sending just me her pictures.
 
I think I found Jenn's mojo, its over there in mr michel's 1000 posts thread we hijacked, buried somewhere under our used shotglasses!
 
LOL!! it's always the last place you least expect...she was quite drunk...more than anyone else there...!!
 
ricky said:
ok...why do they bother making orange flavoured popsicles? nobody eats them, unless it is the last flavour in the box. and they're only eaten out of pure desperation. i say, if we boycott the orange popsicles, they'll have to stop making them and maybe then, a new, delicious flavour will be made....huh? huh? am i right?
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I'd just like to say that orange, purple and green popsicles are ALL GROSS. Like super duper disgusting. I pretty much only like the cherry and watermelon ones. Oh...and fudgescicles...and creamscicles...and strawberry shortcakes... OK, so I could live on popscicles.
 
WHAT!!?? cherry..other than orange, that is the worst flavour...good god woman! watermelon, not bad, but i prefer that flavour in things like, jolly ranchers. i do, however, enjoy the ocassional (sp?) stawberry shortcake.....and fudgesicles.....and drumsticks!! :D
 
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