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Snivelling Shits.

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Halcyon said:
You know, Billy Oblivion, I'm starting to feel antipathy towards you. If for no other reason because I’m spending way too much time reading your incessant blathering prattle.

Well **** off then.
 
Mort said:
On those days when I'm not sharing your sense of humor, I usually just **** off and read something else.

'Twasnt' me!

That's the way to do it. As long as you're not being a snivelling shit. I'll deconstruct my voodoo doll that represents you and add the surplus dead animakl/faecal metter to the Wabbit golem.
 
novella said:
Where's our Billy today? Riding the porcelain bus?

Actually I've spent all day in court defending poor little misundertood children who had a tough upringing and don't know any better. Thankfully the little shits all ended up behind bars. And then I went for a drink with the crown prosecutors (one of whom is female and very pretty and bought me some champagne and book tokens on my birthday.I think she fancies me. But don't tell anyone. It's a secret.).
 
Billy Oblivion said:
Well **** off then.
With near-infinite time that's the best you could do? Where is the witty repartee? At first I thought you were a clever fool, but now I fear you're a mere troglodyte who can't even turn a phrase.

What good, I ask my fellow members, is a loud-mouth who won't engage in banter didactically equivalent to the 9th grade? What other purpose does a loud-mouth serve? Are you sure you're a youth worker? It seems more probable that you're the angry drunk who is on the street corner yelling at people for change. Oh yes, and occasionally you can make it to the public library to spam the book forum, look up pornography, and keep warm. What a charmed life you must live :)
 
Halcyon said:
With near-infinite time that's the best you could do? Where is the witty repartee? At first I thought you were a clever fool, but now I fear you're a mere troglodyte who can't even turn a phrase.

What good, I ask my fellow members, is a loud-mouth who won't engage in banter didactically equivalent to the 9th grade? What other purpose does a loud-mouth serve? Are you sure you're a youth worker? It seems more probable that you're the angry drunk who is on the street corner yelling at people for change. Oh yes, and occasionally you can make it to the public library to spam the book forum, look up pornography, and keep warm. What a charmed life you must live :)

You're on the list nowyoung man. You have proved yourself a snivelling shit of the n'th degree.
 
Billy Oblivion said:
You're on the ist nowyoung man. You have proved yourself a snivelling shit of the n'th degree.
It feels good to be part of the group :D.
Even if my enemy is a stupid man's fool.
:D SEE SEE! Look at all the <insert fav. explanative> time I'm wasting!
 
Ok, I've checked out your profile now. I hadn't realised I was conversing with a 12 year old girl (The Emp Plillips quote was a dead giveaway).

You're really nice and I appreciare everything you've said. Now **** off and write an essay. And if you can't be arsed to do that then waste ten minutes sending a complaint to the moderators. I'm sure that Snivelling Shit In Charge (Wabbit) would love to WARN me again. Anmd if you need support then I'm sure Kaz and Rainbowgirl will lend their support. What a pair of pissy faced tarts they are.
 
hahahaha... An angry 'troglodyte who can't even turn a phrase.' This is getting better all the time.
 
Halcyon said:
hahahaha... An angry 'troglodyte who can't even turn a phrase.' This is getting better all the time.

That's a big word for a twelve year old girl to know (as I said to my girlfreind when she accused me of being a paedophile).
 
hey here i am again!! i just love challenge!! and OB i've got a message for you!! deep down you a full time social worker, who loves his work and if one of his guys goes behind the bars, goes to a bar and drinks the shit out of himself!!!
 
You sneaky little git! You've been talking to someone whoknows me haven't you? How else could you have come up with the world's worst insult for me? I hate Social Workers more than I hate students, accountants, fat people or moderators who aren't moderate.
 
Billy Oblivion said:
You sneaky little git! You've been talking to someone whoknows me haven't you? How else could you have come up with the world's worst insult for me? I hate Social Workers more than I hate students, accountants, fat people or moderators who aren't moderate.

oh gosh, do i found a open door to your private life?? sorry, but i just have a feeling with nice people!! :p
 
honeydevil said:
oh gosh, do i found a open door to your private life?? sorry, but i just have a feeling with nice people!! :p

I'm not nice. I'm a curmudgeon. Now **** off and leave me alone. It's late and I need some ugly sleep.
 
Billy Oblivion said:
I'm not nice. I'm a curmudgeon. Now **** off and leave me alone. It's late and I need some ugly sleep.

on my way, any other suggestions what i could do, when i'm fucked off??
 
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