Springtime!

[RaVeN]

I think its something along the lines of *sluuurp*

Phil

Ummm... didn't I say that she didn't need any help Phil?

RaVeN
(are you sure I should only use 3 "u's" in sluuurp?)

 

[Litany]

If you're going to be sucking up, you could at least mop the mess up afterwards. My kitchen floor is getting sticky.

 

[RaVeN]

Did anyone hear the official sucking up gong?

I haven't even started sucking up yet. If your kitchen floor is a sticky mess it's probably a result of caramel and bunny residue.

I suggest you put down the chocolate on the end of that spork and pick up your own damn mop

RaVeN
(okay, I'll listen for the gong now)

 

[Litany]

But...if you haven't started sucking up yet, then who's that in my kitchen?

 

[RaVeN]

Well...has anyone seen Martin lately?

Are there any Dutch droppings mixed in with the rest?

RaVeN

 

[Litany]

No droppings that I can see, but I found a DVD of midget porn in the machine.

 

[RaVeN]

That explains things then.

And I may be wrong but I believe that where he's from that's considered a sure sign of Spring as well

RaVeN

 

[Martin]

*sigh*

 

[Mort]

I used to have bunnies too!

I had one bunny, then got another. I had a total of twenty two at one time. Those suckers really do multiply! Luckily, they were pedigreed rex rabbits and people from the 4H club gladly took them off of my hands. That was the end of bunnies for me. Cats are much more fun (and have more personality).