OK, My wife told me the other night that she would marry Edward! I hadn't read the books, but I knew from listening to her that Edward was a vampire.
I tried to stoke the love fire a bit by saying, in my best Transylvanian accent, "I vant to suck your blood bwaahaahaa", while going in for a neck kiss. It didn't work AT ALL! She said, "That's exactly the kind of thing Edward would NEVER do." and pushed me away.
So, I figured I'd better find out about this Edward guy. I've read the first 2 books this week, I am shocked. I think Edward is a total doorknob. If you deleted the words; beautiful, incredibly beautiful, unbelievably beautiful and painfully beautiful... then all we would know about Edward is that he is cold, fast, strong and spent 10 years of his life sucking human blood. What is the attraction? He never does anything funny like Jacob. kissing him would be like making out with a marble bust. He's 107 years old and goes to high school for crying out loud. I mean, his girlfriend dies, (or he thinks she does) and he tries to kill himself? What, did he stop maturing when he became a vampire at 17? I'll admit that Jacob can be immature, but he has a good excuse, he's 16.
I'm not ragging on the books. I've never read anything "romance" before, so it was a little gaggy, but I like her 1st person narrative, and her style. I just can't understand what the attraction is to Edward. I pointed some of my thoughts out to my wife and she said I was being a jerk.:lol: IDK. I talked to the only other guy I know who had read the books and he said that he thought Edward was lame too.
What's the appeal?
If Edward was ugly, would Bella give him a second thought?