Stewart's new avatar

[Miss Shelf]

I was surprised to see Stewart's new avatar! I haven't finished my first cup o' coffee yet so I'm not sure if I like it better than the old one. Anyone have an opinion?

 

[ruby]

Stewart your new avatar is a lot better than your last one! Its shows you do have a sense of fun!

 

[Miss Shelf]

That's what surprised me! Who knew he had a sense of humor?

 

[Motokid]

That's what surprised me! Who knew he had a sense of humor?

you rock Miss Shelf ....

 

[Miss Shelf]

now, now, Moto. I like Stewart and he knows it. Let's not needle him or he'll pout and bring back his covered women avatar.

 

[Stewart]

My new avatar, you bloody fools, is obviously a display of my matricidal intentions. Now, can't stop, mustn't, get out of my way...I have to change my diaper.

 

[ruby]

That's what surprised me! Who knew he had a sense of humor?

I always thought he didnt! I am so shocked and surprised! But i bet he hasnt changed one little bit!

 

[Miss Shelf]

what did she do to you now, Stewart?

 

[ruby]

My new avatar, you bloody fools, is obviously a display of my matricidal intentions. Now, can't stop, mustn't, get out of my way...I have to change my diaper.

Dont forget to spit your dummy out

 

[Miss Shelf]

Dont forget to spit your dummy out

and wipe it off before you put it back in your mouth!

 

[Kenny Shovel]

Does this imply that Martin is a small talking dog called Brian? I think we should be told.

 

[Stewart]

Ah, you can laugh just now. Go on, laugh. Yes, laugh. I can't hear you. Laugh, goddammit! Hmmm, better...Soon though, I will crush you in my hand like marshmallows or faeces. And then the world -the world, I say - will know the name of Stewie.

 

[Miss Shelf]

somebody slip him some Valium.

 

[clueless]

You crush faeces in your hand, do you, disgusting little brat?

 

[Stewart]

You crush faeces in your hand, do you, disgusting little brat?

Yes, I rather like crushing faeces. It's very soothing, you know, you can roll it around and make sausages and pancakes. Like putty. I wouldn't dream of living without putty in my hands. You there!

 

[Miss Shelf]

when did you become so charming, Stewie?

 

[ruby]

Yes, I rather like crushing faeces. It's very soothing, you know, you can roll it around and make sausages and pancakes. Like putty. I wouldn't dream of living without putty in my hands. You there!

Stewart needs help with his crushing of faeces! The doctors been called and should be with him soon! Needs lots of valium

 

[Miss Shelf]

slip it in his bottle, he won't be able to tell from the whiskey in it!

 

[clueless]

slip it in his bottle, he won't be able to tell from the whiskey in it!

I am sure he won't. You could chuck them in his plate after the whiskey too and tell him is haggis

 

[Miss Shelf]

does he like haggis?