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The doctors been out to see stewie and hes so worried! Hes never seen a case like it and has called for a second opinion :D
 
Miss Shelf said:
does he like haggis? :eek:
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Yes, I like haggis you despicable harridan. As for whisky, don't you have something with more of a characteristic bouquet? A milk, perhaps, or a glass of urine. I must say, I do find urine to be absolutely refreshing. Aqua vitae, they say, the water of life. Well, I don't care about life, give me the water of death!
 
The ambulance is on its way to stewies right now! They have been ordered to put him in a Straight jacket,gagg him and put him on a drip of urine! :D
 
ruby said:
The ambulance is on its way to stewies right now! They have been ordered to put him in a Straight jacket,gagg him and put him on a drip of urine! :D
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Great work, Ruby.
 
Better yet, strap him to a hand gurney and put a cage over his face like Hannibal Lecter. Or was that leckert??
 
Miss Shelf said:
Better yet, strap him to a hand gurney and put a cage over his face like Hannibal Lecter. Or was that leckert??
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They already thought of that but being the NHS they carnt afford it! And stewies got no private health care! :)
 
Care in the community only works well with plenty of medication! If only they get it right! Other wise he would be going the pub asking for a pint of urine! :D
 
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