Stitch 'n Bitch - Debbie Stoller

[Litany]

I'm sorry.

 

[Badgerchops]

Just don't do it again and we'll say no more about it.

 

[Freya]

Oh how nice, the ads at the bottom here have lots of knitting links And at the top Animal Crossing. That'll be the Badgers fault.

 

[Badgerchops]

That's right, blame me

 

[Litany]

I've never met any badgers in Animal Crossing. There was a weird pink octopus thing called Marina, but never a badger.

 

[Badgerchops]

Badgers are an exclusive kind of animal. You don't find us just anywhere.

 

[abecedarian]

Oh how nice, the ads at the bottom here have lots of knitting links And at the top Animal Crossing. That'll be the Badgers fault.

So you're saying our latest scapegoat is a Badger? I'll have to go off and think about this one But it is nice to know who to blame from now on I suppose next you'll be telling us the Badger knits too...Man, I love this place!

 

[Litany]

I suppose next you'll be telling us the Badger knits too.

We certainly won't because we've never met the badger before in our lives.

 

[abecedarian]

We certainly won't because we've never met the badger before in our lives.

Well, maybe we can ask..

 

[Badgerchops]

Indeed. I am a complete stranger to all here.

Oh, I must remember to go and say congrats to Stewart for becoming a mod. I've never met him either, but I'm sure he's a very nice chappy.

 

[abecedarian]

Indeed. I am a complete stranger to all here.

Oh, I must remember to go and say congrats to Stewart for becoming a mod. I've never met him either, but I'm sure he's a very nice chappy.

That would be great, but here, take this raincoat before you do that..there's been a bit of poo flying today..

 

[Litany]

Well, maybe we can ask..

You do it. I don't talk to strangers.

 

[Litany]

there's been a bit of poo flying today..

Where we, er, I mean I come from that's a great honour.

 

[abecedarian]

You do it. I don't talk to strangers.

Sure, but I suppose I need to know if this is a Talking Badger or not..

 

[Badgerchops]

That would be great, but here, take this raincoat before you do that..there's been a bit of poo flying today..

Yes, he's a guy who creates some strong opinions, I'd imagine.

 

[Badgerchops]

Sure, but I suppose I need to know if this is a Talking Badger or not..

Nope, I can't talk. Sorry.

 

[abecedarian]

Yes, he's a guy who creates some strong opinions, I'd imagine.

Which isn't always a bad thing..

 

[Badgerchops]

I like him. Or rather, I think I will like him but I can't be sure as I've definitely never met him before.

 

[Freya]

I once knew a Badger. She could dance really well. All she did was dance and dance and dance. I wonder if she ever did wear herself out.

 

[abecedarian]

Nope, I can't talk. Sorry.

Oh dear, I'm supposed to interview you too..