stupidest movie ever

[chiangmaifalcon]

Today saw maybe dumbest movie of all time. Called Baal the Storm GOd. Terrible crap. There was this air force guy who was a lieutenant, but he was wearing captain's bars on lapel and sergeant stripes on sleeves. Then there was big storm in utah but they forgot and then kept saying it was in Nevada. This movie was Canadian. Not that that means anything, but it was.

 

[beer good]

Oh come on. More stupid than Yor: The Hunter From The Future?
YouTube - JBF - Yor: The Hunter From The Future Trailer

 

[abecedarian]

Have you also not seen G.I Joe: The Rise of Cobra? So sad to see how low Dennis Quaid can stoop.

 

[753C]

Have you also not seen G.I Joe: The Rise of Cobra? So sad to see how low Dennis Quaid can stoop.

Ha! My brother and I always joke that Dennis Quaid, John Cusack and Nicholas Cage must all share the same agent. And he must be a very good agent to keep getting them into movies.

 

[abecedarian]

Ha! My brother and I always joke that Dennis Quaid, John Cusack and Nicholas Cage must all share the same agent. And he must be a very good agent to keep getting them into movies.

You and your brother might be onto something there. Just don't be shocked if all three actors turn up in Barney: The Movie:whistling:

 

[sparkchaser]

Manos: The Hands of Fate, anyone?

 

[lenny nero]

That's the one that came to my mind. Although Yor or one of the Ator movies would do as well.

 

[abecedarian]

Another candidate popped into my head...Has Anyone seen The Norseman? Most memorable dialog: "YAAAAAAARRRRRR!"

 

[Eva]

My humble vote goes to Zardoz.

 

[abecedarian]

My humble vote goes to Zardoz.

But...it's got Sean Connery...in a red nappy:flowers:

 

[saliotthomas]

Exactly ABC, Eva is out of her mind.
I used it has an avatar for a while.

 

[abecedarian]

^^ A dollar says that ponytail is fake

 

[Eva]

But...it's got Sean Connery...in a red nappy:flowers:

Which is why I have two posters from the movie. The other one has him in a leather tunic. [What?! No lustful smilies?]

But I still regret watching the film. Deeply.

 

[abecedarian]

Which is why I have two posters from the movie. The other one has him in a leather tunic. [What?! No lustful smilies?]

But I still regret watching the film. Deeply.

I totally understand. Visine only works to get the red out..not bad stuff one has witnessed. Looks like a project for their R&D department.

 

[beer good]

Exactly ABC, Eva is out of her mind.
I used it has an avatar for a while.

OH GOD BLIND I'M BLIIIIIIND

What about Night Of The Lepus? Giant killer bunnies! That look remarkably like cute fluffy bunnies in close-up!

YouTube - night of the lepus

Or Shark Attack 3: Megalodon?

YouTube - Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

Or while we're on the subject of Jaws ripoffs, there's always The Last Shark AKA Great White. Note the tiny toy helicopter.

YouTube - Last shark

 

[abecedarian]

I'm a landlubber from Kansas. I don't believe in sharks. Fairies, now...that's different:lol:

 

[saliotthomas]

Now BG talking about shark brought this back.



Sharkman


YouTube - Sharkman - Trailer

 

[beer good]

I'm a landlubber from Kansas. I don't believe in sharks. Fairies, now...that's different:lol:

How about pigs, then? :innocent:

YouTube - Razorback "Best Scene" 1984 unrated Horror

Or cars?

YouTube - THE CAR 1977 stand-off

Or remarkably humanoid aliens? Surely you have those in Kansas?

YouTube - Teenagers From Outer Space

Or... nah, I'm not even going to post a clip from One-Eyed Monster.

 

[beer good]

Also, speaking of Nicholas "I can't believe I had talent once" Cage, there's always the remake of The Wicker Man.

YouTube - Best Scenes From "The Wicker Man"

 

[abecedarian]

Pigs are a myth. Ham comes on styrofoam trays from the grocery store...right next to beef and chicken.

Cars...I've seen one or two, but they'd been modified.

Teenaged Aliens? Right down the road at the local highschool. Some even have green blood and pointy ears.