The Bacon Ipsum Generator

[beer good]

Have you ever used a Lorem Ipsum generator to generate dummy text for something

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

and thought, "Well, this is all fine and good, but it needs more bacon"?

Well, your prayers have been answered.

Bacon Ipsum | A Meatier Lorem Ipsum Generator

Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet boudin shankle shank jowl short ribs, tri-tip flank tail pork biltong drumstick short loin salami. Pancetta meatball ground round, beef shankle t-bone fatback venison. Tri-tip boudin short loin strip steak tenderloin, flank ribeye t-bone salami ground round hamburger ball tip tongue shank pancetta. Pork belly t-bone boudin, ham hock drumstick swine hamburger short loin pancetta. Turkey andouille shank pork belly, tongue tri-tip pig. Corned beef flank strip steak, chuck ham chicken bresaola tail shoulder jerky pancetta pork belly tongue short loin venison. Biltong tri-tip shoulder salami.

 

[sparkchaser]

Wow. That is beyond cool.

I am totally going to use this wherever I can.

 

[Stewart]

"Well, this is all fine and good, but it needs more bacon"?

It's okay. But I do think that this thread requires a bit more bacon.

 

[sparkchaser]

It's okay. But I do think that this thread requires a bit more bacon.

That is AMAZING.

 

[beer good]

Beautiful.

 

[Polly Parrot]

It looks like a turd being smeared across my screen.

 

[beer good]

Do not blaspheme!

 

[sparkchaser]

It looks like a turd being smeared across my screen.

Don't make me ban you, woman.

(That's a joke for the humor impaired out there.)

 

[Stewart]

It looks like a turd being smeared across my screen.

Must be streaky bacon, then.

 

[beer good]

Zingerman's Camp Bacon features bacon makers, cookbook authors, samples | Detroit Free Press | freep.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86kjTG3tSwg

 

[RhondaGivings]

Hi Stewart - good to see a fellow countryman in the posts. How is dear old Glasgow these days. Used to spend my Sunday afternoons at the Art Gallery when I was a youngster. Anyway, have been reading the foregoing and don't think I'll catch on to baconese any time soon - however, it was interesting - maybe it will make its way into a poetry anthology sort of like Ogden Nash.

 

[Stewart]

How is dear old Glasgow these days.

Sunny. Rainy. Modern. Dirty. Forward-looking, but dragging its heels in the past.

 

[RhondaGivings]

"but dragging its heels in the past" - sounds like me. Thanks for the Flikr pics Stewart. Lived in Glasgow during WWII - so I'm part of the older set. Went back for a visit in 2002 with hubby - a bit of nostalgia.

 

[Polly Parrot]

Must be streaky bacon, then.

I don't even know what that is.

 

[Will]

Here is some streaky bacon.

 

[beer good]

And here is the Samuel L. Ipsum Generator.

...motherfucker.

 

[beer good]

Also, Fundy Ipsum and Hipster Ipsum.

 

[sparkchaser]

Pure unadulterated genius.