The case of missing thread

[fluffy bunny]

Ah, everything becomes clear

I was wondering why the Wabbit had posted up the rules:

http://forums.thebookforum.com/showthread.php?t=1591
http://forums.thebookforum.com/showthread.php?t=1592

At first I thought it was random fun, but now it seems clear that there was obviously a method in the madness

1st brainwash the members into becoming his personal army (I point to the Bush bashing thread), then overthrow the moderators and use the forum as a network to relay his orders. The last meal thread was just so he could order the stuff in advance just in case we need to die for the cause.

There's some scary stuff going down here

 

[Wabbit]

But Master, it was just last night that you said the BF was your 1st step in de-frocking George W and his sidekick The Blair Wonder. But Master, it was just last night that you said the BF was your 1st step in de-frocking George W and his sidekick The Blair Wonder.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHT!!!!! I know, I know, and then world domination. Free doughnuts for us, britney spears head on a plate and all the money we can shake a stick at. But, pretend that's not the plan! SIGH, henchmen are so hard to find thease days. I knew I should not have fired Igor. Quick Raven! Hide the guns and the pot in case anybody comes knocking! And in case they ask... you havent seen me!

There's some scary stuff going down here

You should look in my underpants!

Regards
SillyWabbit

 

[RaVeN]

Ummm, can we hide the guns and the pot in your underpants? No one wants to look in there Master

RaVeN

 

[lies]

So Sir Wabbit, should I forward my CV to you then?

 

[fluffy bunny]

Ahem!

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

Why are you risking everything on such a mad sceme?

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

You should look in my underpants!

 

[warm_enema]

Here is the thread, but it isn't there.

 

[Litany]

Before you all start jumping to conclusions, and accusing innocent people, did anyone think to check down the back of the sofa?

 

[RaVeN]

Before you all start jumping to conclusions, and accusing innocent people, did anyone think to check down the back of the sofa?

Ummm, I think that was Phil's job
Wait a second, that's YOU!
Well Phil/Litany, what do you have to say for yourself?

RaVeN

 

[Litany]

Ummm, I think that was Phil's job
Wait a second, that's YOU!
Well Phil/Litany, what do you have to say for yourself?

RaVeN

I'm afraid I'm unable to make any statements without first conferring with my other personality. Until that time, I can neither confirm nor deny anything except that I most categorically did not do anything remotely traceable.

 

[Wabbit]

Ummm, can we hide the guns and the pot in your underpants? No one wants to look in there Master

RaVeN

I don't even wanna look there! Hide them in Martin's buttocks with the soap!

Regards
SillyWabbit

 

[RaVeN]

I'm afraid I'm unable to make any statements without first conferring with my other personality. Until that time, I can neither confirm nor deny anything except that I most categorically did not do anything remotely traceable.

Looky what I found Master Wabbit. Something even more important than a good henchman.... A patsy!
Did I do good? Huh huh, did I? Huh, did I, huh, huh, did I?

RaVeN

 

[Litany]

Looky what I found Master Wabbit. Something even more important than a good henchman.... A patsy!

I am neither Cornish, nor filled with meat. Mores the pity.

Oh. You said patsy.

 

[third man girl]

Before you all start jumping to conclusions, and accusing innocent people, did anyone think to check down the back of the sofa?

I shall go immediately, and examine the contents of the Ottoman. White coat, face mask, rubber gloves . . .

Third Man Girl

 

[Martin]

What the hell happened here!?

I go away for one friggin' day!

Cheers, Martin

 

[Wabbit]

Looky what I found Master Wabbit. Something even more important than a good henchman.... A patsy!
Did I do good? Huh huh, did I? Huh, did I, huh, huh, did I?

RaVeN

Yeeeesssss.... EXCELLENT!!!

I believe it's time for some maniacal laughter

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HEHEHhehheheheHAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Regards
Silly MMMWHAHAHAHAH Wabbit

 

[RaVeN]

What the hell happened here!?

I go away for one friggin' day!

Cheers, Martin

Well it's about friggin time (taps his fingers on the desktop)
We've been waiting half the day for you.

RaVeN

 

[fluffy bunny]

What the hell happened here!?

I go away for one friggin' day!

Cheers, Martin

Well, you're in the wrong thread to ask questions

We need you to solve the case, so get your magnifying glass out

 

[RaVeN]

I shall go immediately, and examine the contents of the Ottoman. White coat, face mask, rubber gloves . . .

Third Man Girl

Can I borrow yor face mask & rubber gloves?
I forgot to plant the evidence in Martin's buttocks.

RaVeN

 

[Martin]

Please keep my buttocks out of this.

They're sore as it is.

Cheers, Martin

 

[RaVeN]

Please keep my buttocks out of this.

They're sore as it is.

Cheers, Martin

I'm afraid that your buttocks are no longer in your hands.

That and the fate of a hairy bar of soap are now in the capable fingers of Master Wabbit esq.

RaVeN