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The Evil "Wish" Game

eyez0nme

eyez0nme

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Ok....
the game is to post a wish...and the next person grants your wish but with an evil end to it.

For instance, I say..."I wish I had a car".
The next person says..."Granted: But the car comes in a box".

Lets see how funny this turns out to be.....

Here's my wish.....

I wish I could cook.
 
Granted: But you cook for unappreciative children for the rest of your life.

(Which is very evil if you've ever done so. It's tear-inspiring, honest.)

I wish I had more books to read.
 
ValkyrieRaven88 said:
Granted: But you cook for unappreciative children for the rest of your life.

(Which is very evil if you've ever done so. It's tear-inspiring, honest.)

I wish I had more books to read.
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Granted: All the books you want, written in Spanish

I wish I was good at drawing.
 
Granted, but you can only draw the same thing, over and over again, and it's too simple to be recognized by anyone.

I wish I had better skin.
 
Granted, but all the surfaces are now teflon. (King Midas revisited)

I wish I had another job.
 
Granted - but everyone else that goes to work today has been given a bonus of £5000 and a puppy :)

I wish i had my own horse.
 
Granted - But you live in a big city of 3 million people with no car.

I wish I had a small house in Italy.
 
granted: but it has no indoor plumbing or running water:D

I wish it was the weekend already
 
so basically it would be like any other weekend already;)


granted: but 7 million other people are also holding the winning ticket

I wish I had my own chef
 
granted: But she's a pastry chef who's trained only in pastry and you gain 50 lbs. in the first month.

I wish my mortgage was paid off.
 
Granted but the cost of electricity and gas goes up by 1000% Woohahahah!

I wish it wasnt so cold in this blimmin' country!
 
Wish Granted: Global Warming is not a myth. Shit starts melting all over, and the sea level rises, har har!

I wish I could fly.
 
Wish Granted: you can fly. But you get hit by an aeroplane.

I wish I could hear what people were thinking.
 
Granted: But now that you know, you want to hide away on a desert island and never see a living soul again.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat right now. :(
 
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