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The Evil "Wish" Game

Granted, but the genie that grants you the wishes corrupts them is as horrible a way as possible.

I wish my throat didn't hurt so bad.
 
Granted all the nerves in your throat die. But due to this you are now mute.

I wish I had a starship with warp drive.
 
Granted, but then you are sued for selling cheeseburgers to fat kids, and the litigation costs you your millionaire status. (sorry, that was mean)

I wish I didn't have to work.
 
acton said:
Granted, but then you are sued for selling cheeseburgers to fat kids, and the litigation costs you your millionaire status. (sorry, that was mean)

I wish I didn't have to work.
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Granted...what you do, you now enjoy, so it is more of a hobby than work.

I wish I knew what the meaning of life is.
 
Granted, but then you have to take a thousand pills a day and soon you accidentally overdose and die.

I wish my internet would work correctly.
 
Granted, but although the Internet itself works fine your computer's seriously screwed up.

I wish my parents would let me get a Samoyed puppy.
 
Granted but it's actually an evil-demon-Samoyed puppy and the first day you get it, it mauls you in your sleep. You only half your face though! Look at the bright side.

I wish finals were a figment of the imagination.
 
Granted, but your good grades are also a figment of your imagination.

I wish that I had the power to make everyone realize how stupid they were so they'll shut up.
 
granted....but it's a fire breathing dragon and now you have 3rd degree burns all over your body......


I wish I had a well paying job with benefits.
 
Granted, but it hates the hot weather of America in the summer and it pecks your eyes out in a fit of rage. Only plus side is that you can't see how ugly you are. :p

I wish that I had a magic wand that did all my work for me.
 
Granted, but then your boss realizes that the magic wand is doing all the work and fires you and hires it. Then to help with production, she invents a billion more which take over the world's jobs and then the human race goes extinct and it's all your fault.

I wish I didn't have to work at a fish stand this summer. :(
 
Granted but you get paralyzed from the neck down and can't do anything.

I wish stargates were real.
 
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