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The Love In

I'm not sure. I get that thing, you know when someone shows you the photos so much that even though you don't remember it you think you do?
 
You know what your problem is? They built you out of cellophane. I told them it was a bad plan, memorywise, but they wouldn't listen.
 
And who has to live with the consequences of their poor decision making and cutting of corners? US!
 
They claimed it would ruin them financially if they were to use quality off cuts from the local butcher. Oh, they'll eat it in their pies, but they won't use the change to buy giblets for a pope. It makes my blood boil.
 
To be fair, they might not have know I was to become Pope back then. I mean, I didn't even know myself until a few hours ago.
 
Maybe we could upgrade you now. The Vatican must have the money. Even if we just use the filling from some Findus crispy pancakes.
 
I think I actually have a cheese deficiency. I need some cheese slices. or maybe they could squirt some cheese in a tube in my ears.
 
Nay, this won't work, since it's not the rear part that needs to be fed, but ze brain. Why don't you use the good ol' Pavlov effect? Conditioning ... eureka, this is it!!! Whenever anyone says cheese, you would imagine a big tasty chunk rebelling (sorry, I meant revelling) in your mouth.
 
girls girls, I myself love love. I feel myself getting all heartshaped, with two giant shoulders and no head. And a point at the bottom. Let's smoke something.

Freya freya
you must obey her
she's wicked mean
If you poke her spleen
So get in the love nest
and do some molest
chocolate melon muffins nuts
no wonder she has the hicking cups.

Doesn't this have a happy ending?
 
I didn't know SFG was gay. I'm glad you shared that. It's very subliminal. I feel the message getting through.
 
I wonder who I'll love today on my blog. There's a lot of people to get through and I get so many pms from people requesting special mentions for their loved ones. I never realised there was such a demand for sincere stranger love on the internet.
 
That's unfair. I only got one day. I don't want SFG next to me in the blog line. He's always readjusting his pantyhose in public. Did you ever see a big unshaven leg in fleshtoned hose? It's like a badger sausage.
 
Today's love has been wisely chosen.

Just because I loved you yesterday doesn't mean I don't love you today. I love everyone. But I think it's a person's right to have a day when they get loved in public.
 
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