The New 4 Word Story

steffee · Mar 9, 2006

from old men's nostrils

(sorry

)

Poppy1 · Mar 9, 2006

and other exposed appendages

( I was only kidding Steff - hope I haven't offended Ruby, where's she gone?)

steffee · Mar 9, 2006

some hidden under his

(no, I'm sure you haven't, her hubby wants the PC)

Poppy1 · Mar 9, 2006

left arm-pit which was

( yeah, I know how she feels - mine is home sick at moment, it's a b..... having to share!)

Sofia · Mar 9, 2006

not smelling so fresh

Poppy1 · Mar 9, 2006

LOL Sophia

his right one was

steffee · Mar 9, 2006

much worse though, it

Sofia · Mar 9, 2006

really needed to be

steffee · Mar 9, 2006

bathed and sprayed with

Sofia · Mar 9, 2006

seriously strong disinfectant and

Poppy1 · Mar 9, 2006

probably shaved with a

steffee · Mar 9, 2006

lawnmower head. Or maybe

Sofia · Mar 9, 2006

a dull razor would

steffee · Mar 9, 2006

suffice, but he was

Sofia · Mar 9, 2006

way too drunk to

steffee · Mar 9, 2006

risk cutting his throat

Poppy1 · Mar 9, 2006

and imagine the mess

steffee · Mar 9, 2006

, not to mention the

Sofia · Mar 9, 2006

inconvenience it would cause

steffee · Mar 9, 2006

to his young girlfriend