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The penguin fall collection

Man, I had a naked penguin up as my avatar until June and no one said a thing... then he went and put on a lei and flip flops and when they disappeared he was naked?!

Y'all have weird standards. ;)
 
How to catch a penguin:

1. Dig a large hole in the backyard
2. Within the hole, stoke a fire, and let it burn down to ash
3. Line the hole with peas
4. Invite over Guido, the naked, shovel-toting gansta penguin
5. ...

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sirmyk said:
How to catch a penguin:

1. Dig a large hole in the backyard
2. Within the hole, stoke a fire, and let it burn down to ash
3. Line the hole with peas
4. Invite over Guido, the naked, shovel-toting gansta penguin
5. ...

penguin01_sm.gif
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Now, see... There's a good use of my special design element!

(you have to fill in step #5 yourself!)
 
leckert said:
(you have to fill in step #5 yourself!)
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N'ah... I just thought everyone was tired of the "When he goes to take a pea, you kick 'em in the ash hole" bit, and left it open.
 
sirmyk said:
How to catch a penguin:

1. Dig a large hole in the backyard
2. Within the hole, stoke a fire, and let it burn down to ash
3. Line the hole with peas
4. Invite over Guido, the naked, shovel-toting gansta penguin
5. ...
penguin01_sm.gif
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:eek: :eek: I'm not sure what's worse? That you're planning to kill my Penguin, or that you called it 'Guido'!!!
 
Kookamoor said:
:eek: :eek: I'm not sure what's worse? That you're planning to kill my Penguin, or that you called it 'Guido'!!!
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Killing? Who here is killing? I simply insinuated burrying the poor creature... alive. The death thus becomes natural, at least a minute or two later when the lungs start failing. :cool:

Man, I need some therapy...
 
sirmyk said:
N'ah... I just thought everyone was tired of the "When he goes to take a pea, you kick 'em in the ash hole" bit, and left it open.
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we will never ever ever tire of this. i use it in my real life, much to the dismay of others, but at least my sister gets it.
 
I made a toque and a Russian style fur hat, and brightened the penguin's birthday suit with a spectrum suitable for different occasions.

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Occlith said:
I made a toque and a Russian style fur hat, and brightened the penguin's birthday suit with a spectrum suitable for different occasions.

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Love it!! Valentines Day is set now, and I think this toque is just adorable (especially the 'K' - ha ha!)

Thanks, dude!
 
Kookamoor said:
Where would a penguin get pierced? :confused: ... :eek:
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Maybe a nice beak ring?

Or a flipper stud?

I actually saw a guy on TV (aka "the tele"?) who had his butt cheeks connected with a stud! :eek:

That may be a little extreme, but it would give him a reason to wear the trench I designed for him!
 
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