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The Return of Motokid

Catalyst said:
Iv just read your profile Motokid and you are older than i imagined. Sorry...!
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hmmmm....

1. how old did you think I was

2. what are you sorry for

3. what prompted you to read my profile
 
1. i thought you were at least pushing 10 :)

2. sorry if i offended you, as i know oldies can be offended at any mention of actually being old.

3. i wanted to check your age....i was confused and a little curious. But im not a cat so you cant kill me..!
 
This would have been my response a few months ago... but my answers today would be different.

1. 18-20

2. Thinking you were actually Bart Simpson in this non-cartoon world

3. To see if you listed your home address so I could arson your ass (I was surprised not to see Springfield... any guesses as to which state the Simpsons live in?)
 
clueless said:
Actually, there is a drink that you have to set alight before drinking. I thought I would not find any references to it in English. I only found one from North Carolina, but their recipe uses the wrong ingredients so, if you want the real thing, you'll have to visit, novella.
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I've had several drinks lit on fire and then blown out. Also crepes Suzette and Bananas Foster are lit on fire, I think. It's just for show, but the blue flame looks exciting.

But I think the Motini would be more like a Molotov cocktail in practice. Don't try this at home.
 
sirmyk said:
Too late. I'm currently coughing up 10W-30 Castrol...
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Damn! I hate it when that happens. I have some good solvent for that but I"m sure you will have coughed it all up before I could get it too you. Besides, it's probably on California's list of banned substances.
 
Motokid said:
...never has Springfield been linked to any state during the show...
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I know... it's bugged me since the first season. They give clues, but broad ones. A rerun last night revealed that it could be any of five across the states, but that clue contradicts other clues previously given to us Springfield followers... very vague. Maybe the last episode (season 22 finale?) will tell us.
 
catalyst...I, like, was graduating from like, high school, like about two-and-a-half years like, before you were, like born.....

totally..... ;)
 
Motokid said:
catalyst...I, like, was graduating from like, high school, like about two-and-a-half years like, before you were, like born.....totally..... ;)
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(imagines Motokid in a cheerleading uniform... shoots himself)
 
Motokid said:
catalyst...I, like, was graduating from like, high school, like about two-and-a-half years like, before you were, like born.....

totally..... ;)
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Great. The Valley Girl from hell...
 
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