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[Freya]

Sigh. You weren't banned. Anyway you rejoined so what's the problem??

 

[Billy Oblivion]

Yes I was banned. When it says banned under your name I think you'll find it means that you've been banned. Actually.

 

[Billy Oblivion]

Where are you? I thought you wanted to be amused.

 

[Billy Oblivion]

Really taking your time to think of a reply aren't you. Bloody southerner.

 

[Freya]

Tosser. Erm I mean fluffy thingies yeh.... You were properly banned? Nice one. Thought they were just going to enforce a name change

 

[Billy Oblivion]

Tosser. Erm I mean fluffy thingies yeh.... You were properly banned? Nice one. Thought they were just going to enforce a name change

Of course I was banned. You regulars always gang up against newbies.

 

[Freya]

Not true. We gang up against name stealing newbies. You admitted it was a personal attack. Incur the wrath, bitch.

 

[Billy Oblivion]

A true name is true. And I have to say that, even though I had been warned by Irene Wilde, I was still disappointed by the lack of humour on the site.

 

[Freya]

It was only me that was unamused. You can't blame the rest of them

 

[Billy Oblivion]

It was only me that was unamused. You can't blame the rest of them

I can blame anyone I want. I'm of an age where I can, if I so choose, be a curmudgeonly old misanthropist.

 

[Billy Oblivion]

That's two words for you to look up. I'll expect a reply in about thirty minutes you bloody gravel faced southern student.

 

[Freya]

You snivelling old fart. Shut up whining - here, have some werthers originals.

 

[Billy Oblivion]

Never use them but I have got two packets of Refreshers.

 

[Freya]

Love hearts are better

 

[Billy Oblivion]

But with refreshers all you have to do is sort them into piles of the same colour and then eat of all onne colour at once; with love hearts you have to read them first and that can take a long time for someone who's not an english literature student.

 

[fluffy bunny]

where can you hind refreshers these days? I've not had a pack for years...

 

[Freya]

How un-refreshing are refreshers?

 

[Billy Oblivion]

where can you hind refreshers these days? I've not had a pack for years...

I'm not sure I would want to "hind" a packet of refreshers. I'm not sure exactly what it means but I'm frightened.

I buy them from a newspaper kiosk outside Hammersmith tube station (Hammersmith & City branch).

 

[Billy Oblivion]

How un-refreshing are refreshers?

Lose points.

 

[Freya]

BLOODY SOUTHERNERS!!!! You get all the best sweets