This thread is the best laugh I've had in ages. I love the way the chap pretending to be a right wing nutter has resisted the temptation to come out of character. The clues that he was a satirical construct (perhaps by Chris Morris; a clue in the name?) were there from the beginning though:
1. Pretends to consider the
Daily Mail a valuable source of balanced news. Examples of why the Mail is not balanced are available in it every day of the week, but here's
one example, and here's
the full story. I love the way they invite their readers: "Has political correctness gone mad? Tell us in the comments below." Or how about the old
'Winterval' chestnut? As the Mail didn't report:
2. Secondary source of information on vital domestic security issues is, er, Matthew Wright. Nice minor celeb touch there. When creating a fictional caricature, it's always good to put some slightly obscure real names in their posts so as to add mock verisimilitude.
3. Uses phrase "
political correctness" straight-faced (but we can see the wink you're tipping us, my friend!), well aware that opposition to political correctness - a sometimes clumsy but well-intentioned attempt to accelerate the evolution of society away from prejudice such as calling black people 'niggers' or the disabled 'spastics' - lumps one in with the likes of
these people, which is a consummation devoutly not to be wished.
4. Has no self-awareness whatsoever; whoever invented the character possibly inspired in part by David Brent from
The Office.
5. Overuse of passive-aggressive 'nice' smilies to punctuate offensive comments (or what would be offensive comments if they were from a real person :flowers
6. Doesn't engage with arguments. A real person would change his mind when the facts were brought to his attention. It's only a fictional character who would stick assiduously to viewpoints after they are proved ill-informed or misguided. I mean, for a real person, that would be
so undignified.
7. The zinger! Has a signature which purports to suggest he believes in imaginary beings.
As the kids apparently no longer say: Hel-
lo? How many clues do you need, folks!
Watch out in future for references to "the global warming myth" and complaints about speed cameras.