novella
Active Member
"Ouch! What the . . .?"
"You were snoring again. Like a pig."
"Shut up, I was not."
"Yes you were. Really loud, too, like a big fat man."
"So what. You don't have to throw your friggin clog at me. You got green sparkles all over my bed."
"Then don't snore. . . I've got another one right here."
"I'm telling Mom."
"Go ahead. If you wake her up, she'll kill you. Ha ha."
"You better not throw anything else. I've got a clog now too."
"You lay a finger on that and I'm escalating this to cowboy boots."
"You're a zit."
"You were snoring again. Like a pig."
"Shut up, I was not."
"Yes you were. Really loud, too, like a big fat man."
"So what. You don't have to throw your friggin clog at me. You got green sparkles all over my bed."
"Then don't snore. . . I've got another one right here."
"I'm telling Mom."
"Go ahead. If you wake her up, she'll kill you. Ha ha."
"You better not throw anything else. I've got a clog now too."
"You lay a finger on that and I'm escalating this to cowboy boots."
"You're a zit."