Kenny Shovel said:If you'd ever seen me sitting quietly in the local pub licking my own eyebrows you'd realise I already have the only extraordinary ability I could ever wish for.
oh. oh my!!!!!!!!
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Kenny Shovel said:If you'd ever seen me sitting quietly in the local pub licking my own eyebrows you'd realise I already have the only extraordinary ability I could ever wish for.
Kenny Shovel said:If you'd ever seen me sitting quietly in the local pub licking my own eyebrows you'd realise I already have the only extraordinary ability I could ever wish for.
Mari said:That's how I met my husband.
Kookamoor said:I'd also like the ability to manipulate things with my mind. When I was a kid I tried to do it, just like in Matilda. I guess I don't have enough pent-up brain matter to make it happen, though .
Yeah, I was a smart kid in my primary school class, which was *soo* not cool. I wanted Miss Honey to sweep me away from the cruel dumb kids (I'm still haunted by children who read books and pronounce 'says' as though it rhymes with 'pays', rather than 'pez'... and the teachers who let them!!! Brr!).KristoCat said:Oh Kook, I did the exact same thing when I was a kid! Matilda was one of my all-time favorites!!! This makes me feel good
Yeah, but a few years down the line... I dunno...KristoCat said:Matilda didn't have a problem. She was a tough kid, I mean, she took on The Trunchbull! I too wished I could have both her smarts and her coolness, because I was a bookworm even back then.
jenngorham said:actually ricky and i called a cab driver back home uncle pervy. he was disgusting. when we would call for a cab we always told them not to send him. and now the name just applies to any behaviour that is gross perverted not good perverted.
ricky said:good ol' uncle pervy.........blech..he used to always ask if i was getting ready for bikini season...and half the time it was the dead of winter when he'd ask....
jenngorham said:remember once he picked me up for work and i yawned. he said oh tired? and i said yes i was up late watching a movie and he got all monty python, and was like oh, some sexy movies, some porn, eh eh, say no more.
he was bisgusting.
Cyclops from XMen, whip off my glasses and ZAAAAAAP