What's the deal with vampires anyway?

[Sparhawk]

lol this could turn into a whole new genre of vampire books, The Watermelons they might get you or The Vampire Fruit they just might eat you,

 

[Richard Hannay]

"Listen to zem, ze Children of the Night. What vonderful salad zey make!"

 

[Meadow337]

First it was the turn of The Fruit Hunters

But now the fruit bites back.

Beware the next time you prepare

to bite into a juicy pear

or apple or melon

The Undead fruit may just get you instead!

 

[Peder]

Eek!

 

[regdog]

 

[Sparhawk]

ROFL