Where is she?

[Freya]

Exactly. Or a couple of nanas.

 

[Litany]

Ahhh, ham. I'm quite jealous. I wish I had some pork in my pants.

 

[Freya]

You could probably get Plastic Sugery Live to sort that out for you.

 

[Litany]

Surely a trip to Tescos would suffice? We bought a new barbecue at the weekend, so any spare sausages that I can't stuff in my belly I could stuff down my knick knocks instead.

 

[Freya]

You won't be able to fit them in normal knickers. You need to extra-roomy crotch version manties. You could get them in red and black stripes to match your jumper.

 

[Litany]

That would be nice. I could knit them. That way I could add an extra sausage pouch and use the leftover wool for some red and black stripy socks.

 

[Freya]

And add your own bows and frills as you see appropriate. Lovely. You could sell them and make your millions. I mean, who doesn't need an extra pouch in their manties?

 

[Irene Wilde]

And tassles....proper manties always have tassles.

 

[Litany]

With a matching pair for...Sunday best.

 

[mr_michel]

[getting out from under his rock]
now i feel afraid
[/getting back under the rock]

 

[RainbowGurl]

[getting out from under his rock]
now i feel afraid
[/getting back under the rock]

Oooh a rock! *Lifts up rock in curiousity*