I find myself wondering if, 500 years from now, people will be trying to prove that Prince Charles wrote The Remains Of The Day...
You know, the more I think about it, the more I want to ask questions here. Beware! Warning! Dangerous questions ahead! Things They Do Not Want You To Know!
Seriously, how likely is it that a book about British class society, set at a very noble estate during and following WWII, focusing on the very British occupation of a
butler of all people, was written by a Japanese immigrant whose parents had to work for a living? How on earth could he, going to an ordinary primary school in the 1960s, have learned about things like that? Isn't it much more likely that it was written by someone who actually had first-hand knowledge of that world?
So if we assume that it wasn't written by Ishiguro (I'm not saying it wasn't, I'm just asking if it's really something we can believe), who's more likely as an author? Technically I suppose it could be any of millions of Brits, but it's clearly not another nobody, because what would be the point of setting up an elaborate and unlikely cover story in that case? Well, who do we know, from a cursory glance at famous Brits with that sort of background, who might have written it? If Prince Charles did write it - I'm not saying he did, I'm asking if we can know he didn't - aren't there a lot of things that would match up? I'm just asking. You have the big old castle that requires a huge staff to keep running - and really, how many Brits these days have first-hand knowledge of that? Having never lived in a house like that myself, I must say that the novel's description of it seems spot on. You have the noble family where members supported the Nazis and tried to keep Britain out of the war, something which can never be spoken about afterwards, just like Charles' great uncle Edward VIII. You have the stoic hero who sacrifices everything for a job waiting on someone else, even though he'll never get to live his own life - Charles' eternal wait as number one in line for the throne. You have the love of a lifetime that must be given up for the sake of duty - hell, Camilla Parker-Bowles even
looks a bit like Emma Thompson. (Remember, the book came out in 1989, when Charles and Di were still officially a couple and the idea of a royal divorce seemed impossible.)
By the way, do you know what the name "Kazuo Ishiguro" means? The first name means "First son" or "Leader" (much like "Charles" means "man" or "leader of an army"), and the last name "Black stone" (in addition to being an anagram of "Roguish I"). So if we assume that "First son and leader of the black stone" is indeed the pseudonym it appears to be, who else could it be but the first son and future leader of the white stone (
Albion, named for the white cliffs of Dover) - or just plain Charlie Windsor, of a family who named themselves* after a mediaeval castle? Or are we supposed to believe this is all a coincidence? I suppose it's
possible, but I'm just asking...
* The House of Windsor changed their name from The House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha when German ancestry became politically uncomfortable in 1917. Does it mean anything that they have a history of changing their names?
Also, the supposed author even writes his name in two different ways - either as "Kazuo Ishiguro", or as "石黒一雄". Does that add to the credibility of the official story? Speaking of which, every single copy of
Remains of the Day lists Ishiguro as the author. Isn't that a bit convenient? What are the publishers trying to hide? And get this - Prince Charles'
own publications are absolutely
nothing like
Remains of the Day. Are we supposed to believe that he's really that different as a writer, or is he deliberately trying to deflect suspicion from himself by limiting his "official" writings to children's books and studies of architecture?
I'm not saying that this is a fact. I'm not claiming I have proof. I'm just asking if the official story doesn't look a little too simple, and the fact that I'm asking questions proves that there's something worth questioning. I will now demand that all appreciation of "Kazuo Ishiguro's" (whoever he may be) books cease until we've proven, once and for all, just who he is and all my questions have been answered to my satisfaction.