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Ronny said:Since we are on the topic of male personality quirks, what's up with all the ass slapping? As a waitress I guess I was fair game but then you all do it to each other too and I don't get it?
jenngorham said:and see men lose sight of the fact that if only you would cry more, good cry, you would get more sex!!!!
Ronny said:I walking stone cold sober into a party that has been going on awhile.
jenngorham said:and see men lose sight of the fact that if only you would cry more, good cry, you would get more sex!!!!
leckert said:Well, the whole "sex" thing is pretty much a mystery to us. When it happens, we are in disbelief, and don't realize what is happening until it is over (30-45 seconds later!); when it doesn't happen, it's the woman's fault.
We think we know that there is a button to push, but we have no clue where to find it!
Any attempts of a woman to direct us are seen as "manipulation" which we are programmed to resist.
And, on the rare occasion that we do cry, there is always a thought in the back of our minds. The same one that we get when we are riding a moped or a fat ugly chick:
what if my friends find out I did this?
our complexity is unfathomable!
Motokid said:I'm buyin' you that coffee when I make it down there dude...you have made my eyes water twice now trying to control the fits of laughter while at work and reading your posts....this one is dead nuts on my friend.....
honeydevil said:man leckert, why do you have to bring it to the point in such a short time... i was hoping I was the only one who figured that out allready...
Oh and do you need cake for your coffee?
Ronny said:I thought there might be hidden rules there. So guys don't like hugs? not even from girls? because I noticed at my parents' house that a lot of their drunk friends were dispensing more than their fair share of hugs around. I actully had some bruises from being picked up, squeezed and twirled around. I walking stone cold sober into a party that has been going on awhile.
I knew these sandals and black socks were the bomb
sirmyk said:Men only hug women because it's the lowest form of dry-humping... unless with relatives...
Ronny said:Hey, you must of been there? That is what some were wearing. My parents
friends are always hard to sort out, well my Mom & Stepdad's are anyways as they are not too much older than me, my mom had me at 16, so we have even had shared friends. My Dad's friends are easier to deal with he's older and they keep their distance. Amazing the difference 5 years makes in some people, that and my dad is very conservative while my mom is a hippy, I still don't know how they ever got together.