Yeah, so what? You and whose army of wasabi shrimps?

[ruach]

Novella, you want some chocolate souffle?

I'm reminded of the Sex Pistols' "Friggin' in the Rain."

 

[Ronny]

N'ah! We'll jus' tie you to d' stern and call d' ship Ronny.

Even better sounds like alot less work than servicing YK.

 

[sirmyk]

...the Sex Pistols' "Friggin' in the Rain."

One of the greatest songs ever recorded...

Me laptop bat'ries a dyin' and me need some shut-eye. Off d' plank I go ta swim wit d' fishes.

 

[Ya Krunk'd Floo]

Even better sounds like alot less work than servicing YK.

You right there, me ol' Ronny. However, less work does not necessarily equate to more pleasure...Who's ever heard of an indolent stud?

 

[Ronny]

Figurehead or wench? decisions, decisions, what's a girl to choose?

 

[Ya Krunk'd Floo]

Weigh-up the pros and cons, Miss Ronny...Weigh-up the pros and cons...

Figurehead pros:

You die instantly if we are attacked by a hoard of roaming battle robots whose primary objection in life is to annihilate all boat figureheards in a swift, assassin-like manner.

Cons:

You are unable to enjoy kiwi fruit as a result of being a shapely carved tree-trunk, thus lacking in the biological mouth/throat/stomach department.

Wench pro:

Hi. I'm me.

Cons:

bobby, sirmyk, ruach and novella are not me.

The decision is plain to see, if you ask me...Go on. Ask me...

 

[jenn]

i never get to be a pirate.

 

[leckert]

leckert spies through his binoculars what appears to be a pirate party ship. He notices some movement on deck, and paddles his canoe alongside. He notices a shapely lass sitting cross-legged on the forecastle crying into her hands, and another bodacious beauty preparing to tie herself to the bow. leckert latches on to the cargo net conveniently draped over the side of the ship, and climbs aboard.

As he approaches the "ladies", he hears the crying one mumbling "I just wanted to be a pirate..."

He notices, climbing up from the galley, a large, pink bunny, wearing an eye patch. The Long-John-Bunny has a knife in one hand and a shovel in the other. He hears an obviously "krunked up" voice from below "SEND ME THE BOOOOTYYY!"

leckert turns to the "ladies" and says

"how you doin'?"

 

[jenn]

i just want to be a pirate!!!!

 

[Ya Krunk'd Floo]

leckert, are insinuating that I like to make whoo-pee with over-sized pirate bunnies? If 'yes', spot on!

 

[leckert]

leckert, are insinuating that I like to make whoo-pee with over-sized pirate bunnies? If 'yes', spot on!

Nothing like a little pirate-bunny trim!

(rough and fuzzy at the same time! "who's yo daddy?"!)

 

[sirmyk]

Long-John-Bunny... now I've been called everything.

 

[Ronny]

Well I don't want to miss out on the kiwi fruit, I guess I'll take the wench job.

 

[leckert]

I had a wench job once. cost me $30 in Tijuana.

 

[Ice]

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