Yes, ANOTHER say hello thread that probably won't be read.

[Litany]

Richard Simmons is indeed a very scary diet guru who wears entirely too much makeup.

Ok. So now can you explain the part where Alistair is either Simmons or Simmons' best friend Simmons?

I'd be ever so grateful.

 

[nick452]

Are you talking about this Richard Simmons?
http://www.richardsimmons.com/homepage.asp

That's a scary looking man.

Welcome Alistair why did you give your actual name some of the members are unbalanced.
Litany why do you have richard simmons' homepage

 

[Litany]

Litany why do you have richard simmons' homepage

It's not like I have it bookmarked! I've never heard of the man, so I did a Yahoo search to see who he was and this scary man in lycra shorts popped up and frightened me. It was all very traumatic.

 

[VTChEwbecca]

It's not like I have it bookmarked! I've never heard of the man, so I did a Yahoo search to see who he was and this scary man in lycra shorts popped up and frightened me. It was all very traumatic.

Imagine those of us who saw him on TV at a young age....I imagine we're all scarred for life. He is indeed a scary man.

 

[nick452]

He is indeed a scary man and why does he have to wear all that lycra?Eee!

 

[Litany]

I think he must be your equivalent of Mr Motivator.

 

[nick452]

I think he must be your equivalent of Mr Motivator.

Motivating people to commit suicide?

 

[Litany]

Motivating people to commit suicide?

Or homicide.
http://www.mrmotivator.com/

 

[Themistocles]

Ah yes, Mr. Motivator. Sorry, that should be arrrrrghhhh nooooo, Mr. Motivator...

I sincerely hope that I'm not connected to THAT Richard Simmons in any way-I also ran a search and found his gurning visage, but thought that perhaps it was some obscure literary reference instead.

 

[{Tigress}]

Imagine those of us who saw him on TV at a young age....I imagine we're all scarred for life. He is indeed a scary man.

He is and we are.

 

[VTChEwbecca]

Well at least the whole Richard Simmons thing ensured your thread would be read, Themistocles. I'm not sure if that's a good thing, though....