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Admit it - you fart - and you love it

Yeah, you ever walked under a pigeon and received a face full of little smelly crystals rather than a big white splat - those are concentrated urine ;)

Our dogs both belch and fart with annoying regularity, they have a habit of burping right in your face when you bend down to cuddle them :D

Phil
 
i think there might be something wrong with our dog. she's quite old and the farting has taken on an alarming frequency. and they are really loud too.
 
I'd imagine its part of the growing old process, someone I know at work has an old dog that is now constantly ... well you dont need the details, suffice to say that they had to have laminate flooring installed. I think that animals are often loud with bodily functions, obviously they have no social conventions that they must stick to in polite company.

Phil
 
jenngorham said:
i think there might be something wrong with our dog. she's quite old and the farting has taken on an alarming frequency. and they are really loud too.
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In my dog's last years the same thing happened. He also had the most amazingly bad breath. This was somewhat solved when he had a few teeth removed, but the 'doggie' smell still remained.

I'm such a cat person.
 
well she was never a noisy farter before, but now she wakes herself up with it and it is becoming a problem as she wakes up and then is a bit confused and then thinks she needs to go out or have a drink. it has become a bit of a routine now at 3am.
 
hey jenn and ricky....what a wonderful opportunity to expose a few funny tibits of family life we have here.....


Which of the two sisters falls above the average and which falls below?????

:D :p :D
 
oh jenn farts waaaaaaaaay more than i do!! actually, growing up there was a lot, and still sometimes is, of poop talk in our house. we're a very gaseus (sp?) family and are damn proud of it.....
 
maybe there's a good reason she's always in them sweats...elastic waist band...lots of extra airspace to trap excess gas....
 
I'm not into farting. It happens but it doesn't make me giggle or anything. I get not pleasure from it and prefer that it not happen. I can't stand when people subject me to their joy of farting. I don't want to partake in your fart any more than I want to partake in your cigarette smoke, hairspray, cologne, cooties, herpes, etc.

I'm such a party pooper. :D
 
Renee said:
I'm such a party pooper. :D
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So it's a pooping thread you want then huh????? :eek:

You can start that one....I've had enough flack over farting....and a few other threads I've started.

Renee's got the poop thread every body...Renee's got the poop :D
 
Kids love farts.

I used to be a riding instructor at a local stable, and horses, thanks to their fiberous diets, are huge farters.

Whenever we'd bring a new class into the ring, the place would echo with horses farting and kids laughing. Especially when one of our more gaseous horses would toot with each step, as if calling cadence.

And don't you hate it when you are with people whom you respect, or work for, and one sneaks out with a cough? So then you try to cough louder to cover it up?

I mean, I've heard of people doing that! :eek:
 
lol. you're funny. my mom and sister have horses and yes the farting is always amusing.i personally have never understood why people get so bent over talking about it, so it's gross, so it stinks, it's funny stuff.
 
jenngorham said:
...i personally have never understood why people get so bent over talking about it, so it's gross, so it stinks, it's funny stuff.
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I guess there are circles where talking of bodily functions is seen as crude and vulgar. IMH(BA)O, they need to take the advice I gave Mr. Morty and obtain some grippage. If it's funny, it's funny! I'd rather die laughing than die of ulcers!

Have you listened to a toddler laugh? We all need to laugh like that: no self-consciousness, no reservations, no worry for who may be watching or listening, just all out, rolling on the floor, belly laughing.

Man, that feels good!
 
Rolling on the floor laughing is the only way to do it! You need to shriek and let it all out. i was the only one doing that when my pals and i were having a night in. I may have had too much wine though....
 
I mentioned on another thread that I would be able to contibute something deep and meaningful on this subject...and mototkid, darn it, promptly posted a link. So here goes...

Better out than In.
 
Gem said:
I mentioned on another thread that I would be able to contibute something deep and meaningful on this subject...and mototkid, darn it, promptly posted a link. So here goes...

Better out than In.
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You should really be able to do better than that.....come on....let it all out....that was just a squeecker....barely noticable....
 
Farting is your ass's way of saying "hi" when you forget it's there

Thats all your gonna get, i refuse to stoop down to your level (in other words i'm fuming because i can't think of anything witty to post :p )

But did you know that termites fart more than anything and anyone else? Snakes are also particularly smelly farters.

I'll share a little story. My sort-of boyfriends mother is very stuffy and of the "i never pass wind" variety. We'd gone to dinner around there one evening and his brother and nephew were there as well.

The nephew had been having anti-drug talks at school and was very worried. As we were sitting having our meal, he quite innocently asked "If I smell too many farts in a small amount of time will i get 'high'?"

we tried not to laugh and stayed serious but then he added "cos nan let out three loud stinky ones in the kitchen earlier and now i got a headache."

I of course being an ass laughed out loud, and the poor woman went bright. red.
 
Gem said:
Snakes are also particularly smelly farters.
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I have two snakes....never noticed a fart from either of them....I'm curious as to where you got this information. I would have thought snakes never fart since they have such a efficient way of eating and digesting their food.

Please expand on your knowledge of snake farts...seriously....I'm not kidding...I really want to know....really....
 
Snakes fart??!! I didnt even know they had an anal passage :D

I dont see that theres much wrong with it, as long as you're not in polite company.

Phil
 
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