Best of the best.

[RaVeN]

Amerindians are big wusses.

Amerindian???? Amerindian???

Is that the latest PC term now? What a crock!

The 'big wusses' would fast for days until a vision was sent. A vision to lift your hair(that on top of your head of course. the other would be used as party favors at a later date)

Then they would gather in the sweat lodge, discuss their next game of lacross over a 5 mile playing field and just for kicks mind you, be hung from their pierced nipples for a day or 2

Are any of you pirates ready to be hung by your tah tahs? No???
Pirates are girlyboys

RaVeN

 

[Litany]

The 'big wusses' would fast for days until a vision was sent.

An alternative interpretation would be they were all too stoned out of their tiny little brains to go out and get food.

Then they would gather in the sweat lodge

So you're saying they stank pretty badly then?

discuss their next game of lacross over a 5 mile playing field

Girl's game.

be hung from their pierced nipples for a day or 2

Sexual deviants. Hardly a suitable role model for the youth of today.

 

[RaVeN]

Ahh, but I see you stayed clear of my last question Litany.

Is there some secret fantasy that you'd like to share with us??

RaVeN

 

[Litany]

Is there some secret fantasy that you'd like to share with us??

Indeed there is. I secretly want

Spoiler

TO BE A PIRATE!!!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

 

[Wabbit]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Yeah be a fine wench!!!!

YO YO YO HO!
16 men on a dead mans chest!
Yo ho ho and a bottle O rum!

Regards
SillyWabbit and to silly injuns!

 

[Litany]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Yeah be a fine wench!!!!

Arrrrrrrrrrr. That I be. Just ye wait till I shiver me timbers. Arrrrrrr.

Now, fetch me my grog and sing me a fine shanty. 'Fore I make ye walk the spork.

 

[RaVeN]

Do you dress in women's clothing too?

I think what your secret is is that you want to be a singing Lumberjack

American Indians had no time for song 'til your head was on a pole and your innerds were given to the children to play with.

In the time it took you to sing that, American Indians have disected half your crew, made your captian eat his fill of red tube steak and violated your parrot

Keep singing..You'll never know what hit you.
HAHAHA

RaVeN

 

[Litany]

Poor deluded fool. Your pathetics braves are too covered in slimy sweat to get a firm grip on my barnacled crew. Now be off with ye, or I'll send ye down to Davy Jones' locker.

And we wenches are often found in wench's clothing. T'is not an odd thing at all. And what is this lumberjack of which ye speak? Methinks ye means a lubberjack. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I'll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King.
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!
For I am a Pirate King!

 

[Cassandra]

So pirates, swords; ships; all sorts of ace fun stuff

 

[Wabbit]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

I personally can't wait till yea shiver yea timbers!

Raven, yea be out numbered, out gunned and out sporked! American Ijuns are basically hippies! They sit around all day long with long hair harping on about nature! PATOOIE! We pirates have no fear O yea hippies!

If it be a fight yea after... come get some!

ARRRR !!!
SillyWabbit

 

[Cassandra]

Conside them shivered and my saber ready and waiting to get some of the indians.

 

[VTChEwbecca]

American Indians had no time for song 'til your head was on a pole and your innerds were given to the children to play with.

In the time it took you to sing that, American Indians have disected half your crew, made your captian eat his fill of red tube steak and violated your parrot

In fact, your American Indians are just that inept that us pirates can sing while slicing them apart in a sword fight.

 

[RaVeN]

And we wenches are often found in wench's clothing. T'is not an odd thing at all. And what is this lumberjack of which ye speak? Methinks ye means a lubberjack. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
and hang around in bars


TIME OUT!

Has anyone else read Pirate Hunter by Richard Zacks?
It's a fascinating account of how Captain Kidd got the shaft.


TIME IN!


I cut down trees
I wear high heels
suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
just like my dear pa-pa



RaVeN

 

[Wabbit]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Another fine pirate! Yea girly

's days be numberd

Regards
SillyWabbit

 

[Cassandra]

I AM a girl raven!

 

[RaVeN]

I AM a girl raven!

Thanks, your name threw me there for a second


RaVeN

 

[Cassandra]

So I acn wear skirts and heels. Kinda hard on deck but i have faught in a skirt before. V useful, you can get others swords tangled up in them

 

[RaVeN]

In fact, your American Indians are just that inept that us pirates can sing while slicing them apart in a sword fight.

As for you. You...you...you traitor you!

No wonder we were nearly wiped off the face of the planet

Alas, I am the last of the Mohicans

RaVeN
(but I can still WAMP the lot of your sorry pirate asses )

 

[Wabbit]

In yea dreams



This now be land O the pirates!

Regards
SillyWabbit

 

[Cassandra]

Go on then Raven! The flag is up and we have cliamed these here waters for pirates!