Four-Word-Story

[Ronny]

the bulls lack of

(Yay, Jenn you're back)

 

[Kenny Shovel]

the gift of romance

 

[Ronny]

why can't he just

 

[Kookamoor]

appreciate my feminine side,"

(this is hilarious - I'm snorting at my computer)

 

[Ronny]

a little snuggle would

 

[jenn]

work wonders and meanwhile

 

[Aardvark]

would distract the weasel

 

[sirmyk]

from singin' Mick Jagger

 

[jenn]

who was slowly creeping

 

[Kenny Shovel]

towards the lavatory. Incontinence

(you know, reading back through this, it's actually better than the last Nick Hornby novel and pretty much everything Tony Parsons has ever written)

 

[jenn]

certainly had it's drawbacks.

(what would be great is if someone compiled the whole lot into one post, to read altogether)

 

[Kenny Shovel]

Massive dry-cleaning bills, dehydration

(yeah, good luck with that, we're all thinking of you)

 

[jenn]

not too mention all


(hmm suddenly i have a really pressing engagement....)

 

[leckert]

the boxers set afire

 

[leckert]

If it gets anywhere (say, anywhere upwards of 15-20 pages), I'll assemble the entire story.

(I thought Martin already volunteered to do that, Jenn.)

 

[clueless]

and shrivelled balls hanging

 

[Kenny Shovel]

like wet lettace. Eventually

 

[Ronny]

he will get a

 

[clueless]

botox implant to give

 

[cabrasopa]

himself massive appeal and....